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*Mario plays*

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And we are live! How are you? Cactus Rider. How are you? Connor Fowler.

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*Mario plays*

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*Mario plays*

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See you now.

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I can see that chat. How are you Mark? Sweet Beasts. What's the story?

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Someone there saying Francis. How are you? Francis is not here. It's just myself.

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I'm afraid we don't have him here.

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Pipsi Scroon. How are you?

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*Mario plays*

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*Mario plays*

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Did you see her now? Did you see her now?

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*Mario plays*

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Make sure it's all... Can you hear me okay?

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*Mario plays*

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*Mario plays*

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Bruno, how are you?

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*Mario plays*

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Let me see now.

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*Mario plays*

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Patine Canlan.

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*Mario plays*

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*Mario plays*

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*Mario plays*

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Kevin Beijing. How are you? You went to Castle Bear and you had the curry.

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*Mario plays*

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In Lana.

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*Mario plays*

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*Mario plays*

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How was it?

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How was it?

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I'm finishing off the Wagyu tonight.

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It was a Wagyu scenario the last day.

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And it needs to get it.

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There's no two ways about it.

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And there's no burnt burger action going on tonight.

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It's gonna be pure, pure, well cooked.

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I want to make a stream where I really cook the burger well.

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And make a good job out of it.

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Missy here now.

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Well, big tripod.

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How are you?

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Smooth shot 95.

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What's the story?

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Tim Reedy.

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Thanks very much.

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Tim Reedy.

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I'm not being greedy.

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But I like eating burgers on a Tuesday night.

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How are you, Johnny?

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What's the story?

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There's people there just pipping the horn, popping and farting away.

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There's cars that are backfiring.

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All sorts of shenanigans going on uptown.

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Meanwhile, I just like to sit back, kick back and chill out with a burger and a few chicken skewers.

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I don't know if you've ever been at the chicken yourself.

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But I'm a madman for the skewers that have been dipped in peri-peri sauce.

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And this tonight is no exception.

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It's a peri-peritastic bit of skewerage.

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Which we had the last day.

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But I'm going finishing up finito.

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Big time tonight.

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Nedzer, thanks very much for the tip.

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Good to see you.

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Tommy says, big tripod.

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Enjoy the food, sir.

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No problem.

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No problem.

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I will do.

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I will do.

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With gusto.

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With vengeance.

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Bit of vengeance now after the last day.

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Didn't, uh...

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The meat got charred.

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But I'll go at it with a little bit of gusto.

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A little bit of vengeance.

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A smidgen of venom.

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Which I always find is a great way to approach and tackle any meal.

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Like you want to fucking hurt it.

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Because it's like you're hunting.

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You're going hunting.

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And go full both barrels.

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Hunter Esch Thompson.

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Right into the beef patty.

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St. Patty's Day.

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Hoolahan, how are you?

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Thanks very much, Tommy.

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I hope you're well.

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Have you seen any sign of your man Connor doing the bitter driving?

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I haven't.

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You know that bucking?

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No.

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He's...

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I don't know what he's doing since the lockdown.

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He's...

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He's gone off the radar.

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But you can be sure.

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As, uh, sure can be that...

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That fella won't be short of a few pound anyways.

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He's got his thumbs and fingers in a rake of different pies.

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A selection of different crusts and tarts.

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And he's just day in, day out pie...

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Pie...

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Pie thumbing.

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Pie thumbing.

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That's what he does be doing.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Anyway, any Mayo travel tips?

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Heading to Mayo on staycation.

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Any tips worth a visit?

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You need to make sure you swing by, uh...

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Castle Bear.

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It's the hub.

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The CBD.

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The central business district.

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Nothing to do with that smoky stuff, though.

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It's the CBD.

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The central business district of Mayo.

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Where you can get all your stuff there.

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Um...

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And really, really, really have a good time.

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You can get a great curry flim bag.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Uh, Christmas.

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Chris McBee.

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Thank you very much.

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Peter.

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And Sandra Joyce.

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Rejoice to the heavens.

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Thank you very much.

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Brad.

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Smoothshot 95.

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Heron and Grillium.

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Shakespeare.

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Well, Tom, is there a side salad situation?

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Or is it pure main course of it?

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You know as well as I do that the side salad usually just consists of a big, big, massive ball of spinach.

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Um, I haven't...

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I've still got the salad from the last day.

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Like, you know.

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These are olives.

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I'm not counting them as salad.

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But I will be...

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Leaning into them.

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Right now.

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Right here.

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Right now.

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Um...

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With no venom.

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I'm saving the venom for the cook.

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Little check on this.

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It's been lit.

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Been going for five minutes.

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So it's...

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It's beginning to...

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It's been going for ten minutes.

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So I'd say in about five minutes we'll be ready.

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Ready to lap some meat onto it.

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Heron, thank you very much.

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Vengeance is a dish best served barbecued.

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You say, you know, that's...

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That bodes very well for us.

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Thank you very much.

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And shlugwaffe, mouldy Mike, and Burnip.

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Who says, saw Connor with the loopity-loo dog down the spice lounge.

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Each holding two bottles of goose.

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Alashti.

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I don't know what that means.

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But it seems as though you know exactly what Connor does me at.

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If anybody wants to know where Connor is, ask Burnip there in the chat.

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Fergal got married.

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Congratulations.

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That's a great, great, great bit of news.

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To a lovely girl.

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Can you give him any love advice to keep that flame going?

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It's give and take.

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It's give and take.

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You need to...

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You need to always...

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Not be thinking of yourself all the time.

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And to think of the other person in the relationship.

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Otherwise, it's going to go...

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Straight down the drain.

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But thank you very much for the tip.

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And best luck, Fergal, with the marriage.

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Sean252.

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Seem of the sack.

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Shtiff.

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Thank you very much.

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First live stream I've caught in a while.

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You say, great to see you back time.

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That's great news.

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We're in for a lovely bit of late night meat chat right here.

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Milwaukee Viperwatch and Ivan the Terrible.

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Thank you very much.

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Sizzle away, boys.

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Got a bit of...

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News of the day as well.

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And the big, big, big news at the moment is the earth is fucked.

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Well and truly, it's going under the...

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It's going under the sink.

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If that's even a saying.

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It's going under.

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Big time.

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We're fucking it up with the carbon emissions.

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Stuff like this is probably going to be a thing of the past soon enough.

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Probably won't be able to cook on open coals because of all the fumes.

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I'm pissing out into the ether.

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Hot judge.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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I really don't know what to say.

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I just do not know what to say.

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They're making a big deal about it.

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As if I have to change my life.

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Well, the lads over in China.

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It's smoke stacks everywhere.

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Plumage.

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And I'm not talking about birds.

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There's no plumage on the birds.

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Because they've been inhaling.

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Jesus Christ.

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They've been inhaling that.

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For so long.

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The birds are becoming extinct.

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The place stinks.

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Not all of China.

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Not all of China.

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But I'm on about the industrial places.

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A lot of smog.

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Look it up.

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If you think I'm lying.

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People are saying.

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This video is doing time lapses in China of the smog coming into town in the morning.

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As if the smog is just going to work itself.

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God bless you.

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God bless you.

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Tommy.

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Tommy.

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Tommy.

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Tommy.

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I think I saw your brother in a pub on the Isle of Man last weekend.

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Well, that's great.

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Where were you?

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Did you go down the Laxey wheel?

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Did you give that a spin?

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It's a great bit of business, isn't it?

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A crazy bit of Manx engineering.

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A lot of time for the Manx.

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A lot of time for the people of the Isle of Man.

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It's a strange little place.

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But I was over there for a few TTs.

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Tommy times.

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And I had a great time.

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Every time I go over there, it's a pure TT.

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Whether or not there's a motorbike going 250, 300 kilometers an hour,

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I always make sure to have a bike island.

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There's no driving limits over there.

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So you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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You can spin around really fast.

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Nobody cares.

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And that's why they create so many powerhouse motorbike enthusiasts.

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Pure mentors.

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It's a great place.

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A lot of love for that place.

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Shame what they did to the cats, though.

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They chopped off all their tails.

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Daryl O'Connor.

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The Cavity.

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And DaBaby.

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Thank you very much.

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And Matthew Kinnan.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Have a creamy one on me, Tommy.

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Look, you do remind me there.

277
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,660
It's time to get the canning going.

278
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:28,600
But before we do get the canning, it might be time to whip out the meat and show you what I've got.

279
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,520
It's a crazy bit of business.

280
00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:35,020
Anybody who's seen the last day's stream will know exactly what I'm dealing with here.

281
00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:40,140
We're dealing with one beef and three chick.

282
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,920
The chicks are on skews.

283
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:45,100
And the beef is a lovely, lovely wagyu beef.

284
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,640
It's a Japanese-bred cattle.

285
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,820
They breed them over here and they rear them over here.

286
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,640
And they, you know, from conception to dish.

287
00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,360
It's Irish.

288
00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:05,820
But the preparation, the way they feed it, the way they fatten it, it's none other than Japanese in its style.

289
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,360
Wagyu beef.

290
00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:08,040
Check it out.

291
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,380
It's an expensive cut.

292
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,800
I've never tried it until the other day.

293
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:18,520
But what made me want to try it is that it's now in supermarkets.

294
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:19,980
And it's at a cut price.

295
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:24,700
If you were to buy the wagyu steak, you'd be paying a lot, a lot, a lot of money.

296
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:31,480
But because I'm buying the burgers, there's, you know, there's a bit of mix on going on and off.

297
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,800
So you're not paying too much.

298
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,720
But you're getting a great burger on it.

299
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:41,900
Let me see here now.

300
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:42,660
Oh.

301
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,240
Let's get this bad boy in there.

302
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:03,220
And if not three, but four lovely chicken skewers.

303
00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:09,540
Which I'm really, really happy about.

304
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,220
Really looking forward to getting them going.

305
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:14,860
And we're not gonna, we're not gonna let this go tits up like the other day.

306
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:15,500
Tom R.

307
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,340
Thank you very much.

308
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,080
Jurek Babs.

309
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:17,340
A.

310
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,480
Killian Cosmos.

311
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:20,760
Still no sign of the shows.

312
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,440
We'll keep looking.

313
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,340
You gotta keep looking.

314
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:24,400
Okay.

315
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,600
Lovely bit of business.

316
00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:31,480
Now.

317
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,820
Just get those hands wiped.

318
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,920
Just gotta get a wipe there, lads.

319
00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,040
Need to get the wet wipes going.

320
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,320
Conspiracy question.

321
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,000
Thank you, Tommy.

322
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:46,680
There's rumors that penguins are Russian bots sent to cold places to Spife Royal.

323
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,980
What's your position on the claim?

324
00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:50,540
Absolute horseradish.

325
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,700
There's no such thing.

326
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:57,380
I dare say you made that up for the sake of making me read it out.

327
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,560
I could be wrong.

328
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:06,620
Could be wrong, but I'm usually right.

329
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:06,660
I'm usually right.

330
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,500
You're a koi plushkin.

331
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,340
Thanks very much.

332
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,260
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy bit of grilling.

333
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:28,180
And the problem I had with the Wagyu the last day was that a bit of it got shook to the grill.

334
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,420
That kind of blew my mind.

335
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:37,640
Because I thought the whole patty would be St. Patty's day out of it.

336
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,420
But it stayed together.

337
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,840
The meat stayed together.

338
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,900
The patty stayed together.

339
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,960
Because it was a well-made burger patty.

340
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,840
And that's the Japanese all the way.

341
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,100
They don't mess about.

342
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,200
I'd like to see now.

343
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:52,200
I'd like to see now.

344
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,900
A Wagyu Japanese steak.

345
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,320
Which had been imported all the way from Japan.

346
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,500
You know, on a non-stop flight.

347
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,580
Kept in a cool box.

348
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,360
And then see how that tastes.

349
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,340
I'm going to use a metal spoon here.

350
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,060
Don't be alarmed.

351
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,240
Yeah, that's it.

352
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,540
That's what we weren't doing the lash.

353
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,940
I'd be getting sidetracked.

354
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,400
And I'd forget to turn the meat.

355
00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:35,440
And we were ending up with a little bit of Bernie Sanders.

356
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,040
That's not going to happen now.

357
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:51,580
That's looking good.

358
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,880
Another lovely little touch.

359
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,000
Today, these Spice Boys.

360
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,080
Jalapenos.

361
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:06,040
Now, these guys are going to absolutely blow my mind.

362
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:11,420
The last day, it was a lovely, lovely burger.

363
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,940
But it lacked that zenith.

364
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:17,380
The zenith quality of a bit of a bombastic blast.

365
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,000
Right inside the mouth.

366
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,560
And you need that at the best times.

367
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,940
Iroquois Plishkin, thanks very much.

368
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,640
And Willie Harold Fact Check.

369
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:28,780
I hope you're getting on well.

370
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,280
Here's a small bit to help the Elmira go on.

371
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,780
Again, Pat Tiernan Motors.

372
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,400
Your local Nissan dealer in Limerick.

373
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,200
Might be able to help you.

374
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,620
Thanks very much, Willie Harold.

375
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,160
I made a mistake the last day.

376
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:39,960
And I said Elmira.

377
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,920
But that's because I was driving the Elmira for so long.

378
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:44,560
It's just ingrained in my mind.

379
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,280
It's a Toyota Auris.

380
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,120
Now, it's a Toyota Auris.

381
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:54,640
2010 or 2011.

382
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,580
And it's a great little runner.

383
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,860
It really is a lovely runner bean.

384
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,360
Had to get that when the Elmira.

385
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,540
It was still going.

386
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,920
The Elmira was still going.

387
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:09,580
But there was a few problems.

388
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,400
I was continually having problems getting the lights fixed.

389
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,620
Apparently, the guy I got it off.

390
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,820
It was a used in the beginning.

391
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:24,060
And had put in what can only be described as cheap Chinese lights.

392
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:27,580
And they had to be replaced.

393
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,140
And that would have been a big cost.

394
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:33,420
And it turned out that it started to become a bit of a pain in the ass.

395
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,400
Getting these little things fixed.

396
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,300
That was the 06 Elmira.

397
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,040
So it had a good run.

398
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:43,820
It had a good run.

399
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,960
I still see quite a few 06 Elmiras on the road.

400
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:47,880
05s even.

401
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,760
They're like cockroaches.

402
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,000
It would be very hard to break down and destruct.

403
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:58,280
Don Julio, Ellie Stevenson, and Dilith.

404
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,200
Thank you very much.

405
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,120
Don Julio Olive Man, you see.

406
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,020
This is Wang Carlos.

407
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:05,400
Or is it Don?

408
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,880
Don Wan.

409
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:07,500
Or Wan.

410
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,500
I can't fucking remember.

411
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,060
It's either Don or Wan, anyway.

412
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,120
Lovely stuff, though.

413
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,080
Best look to Johnny Gunk.

414
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,480
Who started training with Davey Pitts.

415
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,940
For Island's Fittest Family.

416
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,840
And Donna Fogarty.

417
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,560
Thank you very much.

418
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,560
Connor Mack, 96.

419
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:26,800
Dylan Mack.

420
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,660
Jesus Christ.

421
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,440
Jimmy Jazz.

422
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:29,260
Scruffy.

423
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,320
Baby and Dodo.

424
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,580
People are saying, like, Scruffy here, put this now towards a good grill.

425
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,460
A decent grill.

426
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,620
I think I have everything I want right here in this setup.

427
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,260
I'm not a man who's a flash.

428
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,240
I'm not a flash Harry.

429
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,560
I was saying this to someone the other day now.

430
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,200
They were telling me, I think I'm getting more materialistic, Tommy.

431
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,040
You know, I want the big house.

432
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,120
I want the car.

433
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,900
I want the cool car.

434
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,080
Bloody hell.

435
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,780
And this, that, and the other.

436
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:06,020
And I said, do you not hear yourself?

437
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:06,980
Do you not realize?

438
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,180
Thanks for the tip there, Dodo.

439
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:12,360
That you're sounding like you're anxiety ridden already.

440
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:13,560
That's because the grip.

441
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,840
The grip of the materialism is a hole here.

442
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,240
But he was saying he wanted to embrace it.

443
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,460
It was like he wanted to embrace the materialism.

444
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,940
And was saying that maybe if I did have a class car.

445
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,640
That then getting in the car and driving around in it each and every day would make me feel good about myself.

446
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,680
I said, that's, that's going to last ten minutes.

447
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,200
I said, remember when you get a toy.

448
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,360
If you were lucky enough to get a toy at Christmas.

449
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,600
A foul Santiballs.

450
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,620
By January the first, you were sick of it.

451
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,660
There's no longevity in that kind of setup.

452
00:18:54,800 --> 00:19:05,520
And really it's just kind of a distraction from what will really give you ultimately a lot of, what I think anyway, reward in the end is work or determination.

453
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,120
Grit, determination, tenacity.

454
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,720
I say that a lot.

455
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,400
But it's, but I mean it.

456
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,140
And it's the, it's the hard schlug.

457
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,540
It's the hard schlug.

458
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,060
I don't say I'm a hard or anything like that.

459
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:27,360
I rarely, rarely venture into the realm of hard man.

460
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:35,460
But, you know, it's the hard schlug and the hard road that will pay off dividends in the end.

461
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:36,740
It'll stand to you.

462
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,920
Lisa Stansfield.

463
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,860
She can tell you all about that.

464
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,080
She went all around the world and she couldn't find her baby.

465
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,240
Or was that, was that someone else?

466
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:49,620
I'm not sure.

467
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,220
Paul Meshkel.

468
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,000
Thank you very much.

469
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:51,800
Erequois Plishkin.

470
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,120
Shafi in the head.

471
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:53,800
Thanks very much.

472
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,980
Kitty's mammy.

473
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:55,900
Thank you very much.

474
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,140
Hi Tommy.

475
00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:03,000
Can you tell Kitty to follow her dreams and get in the car and don't stop driving until she's a Hollywood star?

476
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,760
Well Kitty, I've never met you or heard you.

477
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,840
But it sounds like you've got the chops for Hollywood.

478
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,020
Go out there and chase the dreams.

479
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,460
That could be reckless.

480
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,940
That could be reckless behavior at the same time.

481
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:24,540
You need to really just judge that yourself.

482
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:35,640
Now, these chickens are not cooking.

483
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,560
I'm wondering, do we need a bit of flamage?

484
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,080
While we put them next to the burger here, they might cook.

485
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:52,000
Something is telling me that the rest of these coals are not igniting.

486
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:52,820
Something.

487
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,320
That's a bit better now.

488
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:00,820
Cheeky peanut.

489
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:01,600
Thanks very much.

490
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,340
And Jack Donnell.

491
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,240
How are you doing?

492
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,560
How are you getting on?

493
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:04,960
What's up?

494
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:05,680
Lock mask.

495
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,500
Lovely lock.

496
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,360
Great lock.

497
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:10,120
I was actually driving near it today.

498
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,400
I was out Ballinrobe.

499
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,860
Had to go and see a man about a dog out Ballinrobe.

500
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,100
Out near Kongway, actually.

501
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,120
I stopped by Kong for a cup of tea.

502
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,320
And I feed the ducks down by the garage there in Kong.

503
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:24,900
Lovely bit of business.

504
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,140
Might bring you there one day.

505
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:31,280
The stream that is.

506
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,360
Not you personally, Jack.

507
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,680
I'm not going to come and pick you up.

508
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,860
I don't even know where you live.

509
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,820
But thanks very much for the tip.

510
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:43,860
You're saying you reckon there's a market for chartered fishing trips with Captain Schlug out in lock mask.

511
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:44,440
That would be great.

512
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:45,600
That would be great.

513
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,160
What I didn't get now was, what was the crack there the last day?

514
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,560
With fishing for mackerel.

515
00:21:54,520 --> 00:22:01,200
I didn't get a clear answer as to what am I spinning.

516
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,100
Do I cast and just spin and reel it back in?

517
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:05,700
Is that it?

518
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,940
With a flying condom or a feather on the end?

519
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:16,220
Or is it putting a float on the end and then waiting and seeing if the fish bites?

520
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,200
I'm not sure.

521
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,020
Gauss, thank you very much.

522
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,740
It's a hard schlug that gets the worm.

523
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,660
Thanks very much for that.

524
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,080
Let me check the chat here because I'm missing out on the chat.

525
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,180
Big child.

526
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,360
Oh yeah, I can see it.

527
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:36,700
John.

528
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:37,460
John.

529
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,200
Oh yeah.

530
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,820
Pepsi scrolls has no float.

531
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:42,840
Doing a bit of grilling.

532
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:43,340
Yeah.

533
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,360
How are you getting on?

534
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,400
Polly G300.

535
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,420
Pepperoni Pouty.

536
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,080
Alan Dardis.

537
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,860
James Lynch.

538
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,100
Tommy, will you ever venture up to Tyrone?

539
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,600
Jesus, we haven't been north with the stream.

540
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,560
But I'm dying now to get out of the element.

541
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:04,820
Get out of the backyard.

542
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,560
Oh, here we go.

543
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:07,820
Here we go.

544
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:11,040
This is where it's at now.

545
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,400
So that's...

546
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,280
I don't think I'll be doing many more of this.

547
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,620
The weather is meant to get shite now for the next few days.

548
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:30,800
So that's going to put paid to any ideas of getting the hell out of here and seeing some new places.

549
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,320
End of sectioning.

550
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,000
Thanks very much.

551
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,080
K9 Tobes.

552
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,440
Colonel Roy Campbell.

553
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:38,660
Thank you, lads.

554
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,360
That's put paid to any sort of fucking ideas I had.

555
00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:45,680
Regarding moving around at pace.

556
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,900
Around the country at pace.

557
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:53,060
That's not going to happen for a bit because it's going to be pissing down each and every day.

558
00:23:53,060 --> 00:24:01,440
I was planning on getting a bus and rigging it up with a load of GPOs.

559
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,780
I told you this the other day.

560
00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:05,440
And driving it like fuck around the country.

561
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,620
And that's going to charge up the power for the GPOs.

562
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:09,760
That's going to mine the crypto.

563
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,500
We're going to have the luggage doors open on each side.

564
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,180
So it's going to...

565
00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:18,920
The intake of air is going to be cooling those bad boys down.

566
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,180
It's a crazy bit of engineering.

567
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,540
And one which I can't wait to get off the ground.

568
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,360
And prove to you and myself and everyone out there that I can do it.

569
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:31,280
A lot of people out there have always been saying I'm a shit talker.

570
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,140
I'm a pub talker.

571
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:35,500
That I should just stick to drinking pints and talking shite.

572
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,200
Well, I'm about to prove everyone wrong when I get that...

573
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,200
When it stops raining.

574
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:45,080
Because the problem there with that plan is that I can't let any wather get into the GPOs.

575
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,080
So I want to get out.

576
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,260
I want to head up to...

577
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:52,040
Tyrone and all these other beautiful, amazing places.

578
00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,460
But, you know.

579
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,040
By the way, I'm not going to be giving out.

580
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,540
Chris, thank you very much.

581
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,240
Rustler's Burger, D-Bowl, Connor Mac and Atlas.

582
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:03,200
Thanks very much for having any sauce in there.

583
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,180
We've got a bit of relish.

584
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,600
As I said to you beforehand, if you missed it.

585
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,660
It's not sauce, but it's jalapeno.

586
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,260
Jalapeno bang bang, as I call it.

587
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,560
It's going to absolutely blow the chops off.

588
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,080
I can't wait for that.

589
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,360
It's not a Rustler's Burger.

590
00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:17,940
It's a Japanese Wagyu.

591
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,040
And then...

592
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,740
I'm going to move these skewers around here.

593
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:29,240
It's a shame now...

594
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:35,340
That the concentration of heat seems to be just at this corner here.

595
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,660
It kind of looks like these things aren't cooking, but they are.

596
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,900
I'd be very wary of them.

597
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,880
A bit of sizzle there.

598
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,300
It's a lovely bit of sizzle.

599
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:56,840
We won't rush it.

600
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,600
We won't rush it.

601
00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,800
Atlas, end of sexton.

602
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:00,480
Thank you very much.

603
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,800
Canine, missing the old mutt man.

604
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,360
How is he keeping?

605
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,280
He's doing great.

606
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,500
I said, Jalapeno, I can't have him around the meat.

607
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:06,520
He'll go wild.

608
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:08,440
He'll go absolutely wild.

609
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,300
The eyesight is going, but his schnout and his nose is as good as the day it was born.

610
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,480
I can probably smell that now.

611
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,700
It's probably going wild inside.

612
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,660
The door's closed.

613
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,160
It's grand.

614
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,280
Higgy Schmarrs, how are you?

615
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,880
Enjoying the couple of burgers along with you.

616
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,360
Great stuff.

617
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,320
It's great that you've...

618
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:30,460
You've gone that way and you've managed to get yourself some great beef.

619
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,600
Tell me this and tell me no more, Hig.

620
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,800
Is it a prime cut of Wagyu?

621
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,200
Or is it a...

622
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,860
What kind of patty are you dealing with?

623
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,240
What kind of shenanigans are you spinning?

624
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,000
Jeffrey Bumberclad, thanks very much.

625
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,140
Sean Cavman, how are you doing?

626
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,860
Tommy, you need to use feathers for the macro.

627
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,640
Thanks very much.

628
00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:51,740
Cheers, everyone.

629
00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:53,620
Cheers.

630
00:26:59,520 --> 00:26:59,920
Willsy.

631
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,740
Mighty bit of Wagyu is I loving the sizzle cam.

632
00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:04,460
Can you give a shout out to Gigo?

633
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,080
Gigo.

634
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,200
How are you doing, bud?

635
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:08,420
I hope you're getting on well.

636
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,040
You're enjoying this sizzle scenario that we've got lined up.

637
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:16,120
I might actually adjust this so that we're closer to the camera.

638
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,000
The sizzle is closer.

639
00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:24,120
I'm very, very wary of the barbecue going off the table and onto the floor.

640
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,180
It could be a horrible scenario if it were to occur.

641
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:31,300
That's lovely.

642
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,640
It's a fantastic bit of business right now.

643
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,720
Sister Ghost, how are you?

644
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,200
And a jalapeno pusai.

645
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,180
Thank you very much.

646
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,160
Jeffrey Bumberclad and Willsy.

647
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,780
Yes, and you should stick some sliced onion, says Sister Ghost, on that in tinfoil

648
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:48,760
and smoke it up on the bar.

649
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,080
It'll be absolutely delicious.

650
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,880
Loving the strains and jealous of your curls.

651
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:54,660
Well, that's great.

652
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:56,840
Nature curls.

653
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,900
Soon enough, these are going to have to go bye-bye.

654
00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:03,400
Getting some strange looks uptown.

655
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,980
But I would say that, you know, quite a lot of that could be jealousy.

656
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:11,620
Do you know?

657
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:21,400
I would say masqueraded in some kind of, like, snobbish kind of, oh, I wouldn't be walking

658
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:27,480
around and seeing dead with my hair like that because it just instantaneously says, that

659
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,860
guy, I don't care about anything.

660
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,580
You know, I'm too lazy to brush my hair.

661
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,940
It's not like that at all.

662
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:33,900
It really isn't.

663
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:42,220
And I do spend a good deal of time washing it and conditioning it with some amazing lamb's

664
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:48,520
milk, which is the, I'm telling you now, it's the best thing you can use for your head and

665
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,000
your scalp.

666
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,560
Sheep's milk.

667
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:58,720
And if you want to go the extra mile, get a block of feta cheese.

668
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:01,760
Get it out into the hand like that.

669
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,760
Slap it into the hand.

670
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,540
Take off the wrap.

671
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,180
Throw it away.

672
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,620
Make sure it goes into a bin.

673
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,380
You're not later on.

674
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:11,440
Get that feta like that and just go boink.

675
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,860
And leave it sit there for three hours.

676
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,180
Read the paper or do whatever you're doing.

677
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,240
Come back then.

678
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,000
And then just wash it off.

679
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,720
Make sure you wash it off because it stinks.

680
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:28,860
But I've, so I've been doing that and the hair has just been looking and smelling delicious.

681
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,960
Thank you very much, Nilo.

682
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,200
Jimmy.

683
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:35,280
Pepsi, Scrolls, the Bonds fella.

684
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:36,060
Thank you very much.

685
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,820
I love Shane O'Connell, someone says.

686
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,680
Thank you very much.

687
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:40,800
How you slug?

688
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,440
What's your favorite Polish laggers?

689
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,620
Well, this or Lek?

690
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,980
The only two I know really.

691
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,780
I mean, is there another Polish lager doing the rounds out there?

692
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,040
The only two I can see at the local off-license are the Lek.

693
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,240
And the Tishki.

694
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,200
Oh, these are beginning to take shape.

695
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,540
These aren't.

696
00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,200
But we will get round to them.

697
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:10,820
We will get round to them.

698
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,580
They might need to, they need to be a bit close to the Borger here.

699
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,380
Put that there.

700
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,120
Get these chickens going here.

701
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,880
Gordon Ramsay.

702
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,640
Thanks very much.

703
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,420
Get one jalapeno into you.

704
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:31,940
Get the saliva action going.

705
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,060
It'll make everything better.

706
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:38,540
What an amazing suggestion there from Gordon Ramsay.

707
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:39,580
Thanks very much, Gordon.

708
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,220
And, uh, Eid.

709
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:41,880
Thanks very much.

710
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,460
Ray Tishki out of 10 Grogoski.

711
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,020
And that's great news.

712
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:49,340
Give a shout-out to the boys who drive the loud Honda Civics in Balanay and Crossmalina,

713
00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:51,980
delivering the waggo to those who need it.

714
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:58,040
Lads, you're doing a great service to the towns of Balanay and Crossmalina, respectively.

715
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,420
I've heard it from each and every resident there, that your cars aren't annoying.

716
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:05,960
And that they love when you drive up and down the town repeatedly.

717
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:11,640
And also, as an added bonus, they love the destruction you're doing to the environment as well.

718
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,760
The whole of Balanay and Crossmalina is behind you, lads.

719
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,020
And they want to see more of it.

720
00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,640
Um, not my words.

721
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,540
And, uh, don't quote me on that.

722
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,040
But do believe everything I tell you.

723
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,700
Uh, Johnny, thanks very much.

724
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,740
It's a well-known fact the streams are a powerful aphrodisiac, making you more randy than a bull.

725
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,080
Couldn't really tell you anything about that.

726
00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:34,800
But I'll tell you something.

727
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,880
I'm about to get as mad as a bull.

728
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,660
Because we're about to go jalapeno crazy.

729
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:44,200
It's jalapeno, a section of the stream I like to call, jalapeno bang bang.

730
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:48,320
And, uh, believe you and me, I'm gonna make sure that the next time I say that on a stream,

731
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,760
and do this, that I'll have some kind of amazing sting,

732
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:57,320
which I've got Francis to knock up on his Windows Movie Maker machine.

733
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,060
Right now, you're gonna have to imagine that that has just happened.

734
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:03,380
Let's get right into this.

735
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:05,520
It's called jalapeno bang bang.

736
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:08,100
My name's Tommy Schlug, and let's have a little look at this.

737
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:10,260
I was just gonna go with the fault, but we're just gonna finger.

738
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,620
Go with the fingers.

739
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,860
Now, wish me luck, guys.

740
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:27,060
Wow.

741
00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:31,380
Jalapeno bang bang.

742
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:34,840
That was good.

743
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:36,000
I'll follow that.

744
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,120
I'll chase that with an olive.

745
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,980
Now, I'll put it to sleep.

746
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:46,540
With a Schlug of the Teish.

747
00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:52,660
Crazy.

748
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,820
Crazy bit of business.

749
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:56,080
Cook your chicken well.

750
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:56,820
Thank you very much.

751
00:32:56,820 --> 00:33:01,940
I'm trying to see now if I can see.

752
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:02,720
Oh, yeah.

753
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,100
A formerly Lunar Sky.

754
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:04,840
Thank you very much.

755
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:05,520
Shout out to Michael.

756
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,280
Living in England.

757
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,240
Says cook your chicken well.

758
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,360
Atlas 34.

759
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,600
Can you wish Tig the very best of luck?

760
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,740
We've given up the galaxy bars.

761
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,700
It's a tough business.

762
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,380
I went through a galaxy quest there over the wintertime.

763
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:20,380
I seem to eat a lot of chocolate.

764
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:22,100
I seem to eat a lot of shite during the winter.

765
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:26,180
It must just be like a kind of hibernation mode that I'm in.

766
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,940
I had to just give up buying the fucking chocolate.

767
00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:36,140
And that's standing me in good stead at the moment.

768
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:38,260
I'm only on Wagyu beef at the moment.

769
00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,840
Because you can eat yourself into a chocolate box.

770
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,200
A chocolate rut.

771
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,340
And it's no good for no man or beast.

772
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,220
It doesn't give you a good constitution.

773
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,420
And it makes you sugary and sweet and soft.

774
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,260
That's no way for a human to be.

775
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,400
So ration it out.

776
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,300
And best of luck with that quest.

777
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,820
I hope you get off the galaxy.

778
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:07,460
Atlas.

779
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,140
Thanks very much.

780
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:08,980
Vidal Sassoon.

781
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,020
Evan Kilban.

782
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,000
How are you getting on?

783
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:11,680
How's your ma'am?

784
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,120
I hope you're doing well, Audrey.

785
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,040
Loving the chill music you say.

786
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:15,820
Thanks very much.

787
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:17,320
Emma O'Connell.

788
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:19,860
Thank you very much.

789
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:20,500
Loving the streams.

790
00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:22,700
Enjoying the Wagyu barbecue action.

791
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:24,060
Big shout out to Evan.

792
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:26,700
He's being a shbud on the couch watching the stream.

793
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,480
Keep her shlyding.

794
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:30,760
Keep her shlyding, Evan.

795
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,800
Even though you're shlyding nowhere on that couch.

796
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,760
The only place you're shlyding, Evan, he's.

797
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,280
Is into Emma O'Connell's bad boats.

798
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:42,940
So much so she's actually throwing tips just to have a go at you.

799
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,640
I'm wearing a cup.

800
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:45,480
Thanks very much.

801
00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:46,880
Niall O'Luki.

802
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:47,780
Thank you very much.

803
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,920
Niall wants to tell his brother David Schallert he's sorry.

804
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:54,440
For what?

805
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,480
For calling Emma Bollocks.

806
00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:58,240
Okay, fair enough.

807
00:34:59,400 --> 00:34:59,840
That's...

808
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,120
Whether or not you accept your brother's apologies is...

809
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,220
It's out of the hands of myself.

810
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,300
But he did make an effort.

811
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:08,600
Lukey, thank you.

812
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,320
Wet careful hands.

813
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,180
General Gaddafi.

814
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:11,460
Because Cass of a good lad.

815
00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:12,480
And sizzle jizzle lads.

816
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,340
I'm very, very, very, very thankful for your kind-hearted tips.

817
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,980
But there's so many messages.

818
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,900
I'm weary of fucking burning the beef and the chicken.

819
00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:31,680
These things are going to have to stay there for a bit.

820
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,740
While we make sure that we prioritize these two guys here who are cooking a well.

821
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,760
Cooking a well.

822
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,260
That looks a little bit shy there, doesn't it?

823
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,580
That does not look great.

824
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:51,860
Do you know what?

825
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:54,280
If it takes a little bit of time, it takes a little bit of time.

826
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,380
It's not...

827
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,280
It's a marathon not a sprint.

828
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,200
It would be nice to be able to eat these all in one sitting, you know?

829
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,900
Roskem, thanks very much.

830
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:11,700
And Sneaky Piner.

831
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,800
Tommy, would you ever do a jackass style?

832
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,960
Any jackass stunts?

833
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,320
I feel like a bit of a jackass now with this barbecue, to be honest.

834
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,320
Although it's not a stunt.

835
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,460
It's turning out to be a bit of a bad buzz for the side-issue chicken here.

836
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,340
Which is, uh...

837
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:27,400
Taking a while to cook.

838
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:30,660
Betty Forzenich and Dick McNulty, thanks very much.

839
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,500
Big love to Maz, who once washed her hair with baked beans.

840
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,280
Not the sheep's milk.

841
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,120
I, uh...

842
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,880
I told you I would.

843
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,520
I'm gonna have another Jalapeno Bang Bang.

844
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:51,780
That's great.

845
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:55,840
Lovely stuff.

846
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,040
Sneaky Piner.

847
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,040
Thanks, sizzle, jizzle.

848
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,080
Question with advice needed.

849
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,240
Ask Tommy.

850
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,420
Hi, Tommy.

851
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,060
I'm appealing to your creative side.

852
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,460
I need a catchphrase.

853
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,180
Quick.

854
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:12,940
For the rest of my life.

855
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,080
Any occasion.

856
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:15,380
Wedding to funeral.

857
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:16,920
Doesn't have to be good.

858
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:17,300
Go.

859
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,240
Three.

860
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,200
Two.

861
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:24,300
One.

862
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,200
Lovely bit of business.

863
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:31,500
Now, you might say, Tom, you didn't put fuck all effort into that.

864
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:33,720
Because you've been saying crazy bit of business.

865
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:33,940
Because you've been saying crazy bit of business.

866
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,480
And probably variations on it.

867
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,740
Including that of lovely bit of business for weeks, if not months.

868
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:46,280
But I don't feel like I really have the patent on lovely bit of business.

869
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,040
So I'm gifting that catchphrase to you.

870
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,740
I think you can say that at any point.

871
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:54,600
I mean, crazy bit of business now came out of the ether.

872
00:37:55,160 --> 00:38:04,140
And it just was said so many times during the Galway stream that it became the de facto pithy philosophy nugget.

873
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:09,900
Which underpins any scenario, shape or form in life.

874
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:10,840
I can't.

875
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:17,040
I don't really know of anything that could happen that wouldn't benefit from someone just going,

876
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:17,720
Jesus.

877
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,120
Crazy bit of business.

878
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:29,300
Because even if it's shite and the business wasn't crazy, you could just, you know, be trying to spark conversation and get the ball rolling.

879
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:33,760
And it's, it's, it's a, it's a masterful piece of small talk.

880
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,780
It's like the jump leads for some small talk.

881
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,080
That's gone dead.

882
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:40,920
The engine is flat.

883
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,220
And you need to kickstart the conversation.

884
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:45,600
Just pick up the paper.

885
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:46,540
Whatever.

886
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,240
I'm sure you know.

887
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,700
We're killing the earth.

888
00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:52,420
Climate change shock report.

889
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,780
We're all gonna die.

890
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:54,460
Jesus.

891
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,040
Crazy bit of business, isn't it?

892
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:03,400
An open top bus parade is planned for golden girl, Kelly Harrington.

893
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,800
Nearly called her Hilly Carrington there.

894
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,240
Apologies, Kelly.

895
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,300
An open top bus parade is planned for Kelly Harrington and her triumphant return.

896
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:14,780
Crazy bit of business.

897
00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:17,560
Now, what if I was to mix her up here?

898
00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:24,660
Rita Ora took to Instagram on Sunday night to flaunt her stunning assets.

899
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,920
Lovely bit of business.

900
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,320
I mean, just give it, give it a go.

901
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,200
Give it a few weeks.

902
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,120
Just give it a test drive tomorrow.

903
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,280
I could have gone there and kept going page after page.

904
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,320
I know what it would have been.

905
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,260
It would have just been a jackpot scenario.

906
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,060
I'm not gonna show you the picture of Rita Ora.

907
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,420
You know what it is.

908
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,840
You can go on or even tell you.

909
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:59,280
As I said last year, newspapers now are more or less just reporting what stuff has been said on the internet.

910
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,840
Which you can go and look at for free yourself.

911
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:05,940
You don't need to buy the paper.

912
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,160
This is an appeal now to anybody who's making the papers.

913
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,440
I love the paper.

914
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:12,320
I don't stop buying papers.

915
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,280
I buy one every day.

916
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:14,060
Since I was...

917
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,020
Maybe there.

918
00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:19,720
Oh, maybe there.

919
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,060
Actually, I think I started buying papers.

920
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,100
Not about there.

921
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,660
Could be wrong.

922
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,240
It could be there.

923
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,160
But I remember somewhere along that area there.

924
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,200
Maybe about there.

925
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:40,480
If I was to estimate a sweet spot of when I started buying papers, it would be that high.

926
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,280
Just in the middle where the green fork is going.

927
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,300
That's by the by.

928
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,760
Nowadays, I'm reading these papers.

929
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:48,640
And you're breaking news.

930
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,560
It's already been broken.

931
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,360
It doesn't sound good when you tell me that it's already up there on the internet.

932
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,340
People know about it.

933
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,100
Pass up a good lad.

934
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:55,720
Thanks very much.

935
00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:56,760
General Gaddafi.

936
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,380
Thanks very much.

937
00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:58,660
LB2 2021.

938
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:02,360
My bidding of yogurt would sort out the jalapeno bun.

939
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:05,840
I have the yogurt ready to rock for afters.

940
00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:10,880
So I'm saving that for afters.

941
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,260
I'm not going to push that out now.

942
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:19,100
Thanks very much.

943
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:19,640
Kev Beijing.

944
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,480
Thanks very much.

945
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:24,560
Some of the lads are complaining about the loud ambient music.

946
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,440
Let's get that going.

947
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,520
Let's get that going.

948
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:34,480
Apologies though.

949
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:40,160
I actually cannot hear that myself.

950
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:40,600
So I mean.

951
00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:43,780
It's great that you're telling me about that.

952
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,620
Because there's a playlist of ambient tunes there.

953
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,840
That won't get the stream taken down.

954
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:54,180
Because I've had complaints now.

955
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,380
People telling me that the stream gets taken down.

956
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,840
Or afterwards they cannot watch it.

957
00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:00,520
And this has happened.

958
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,720
Not just because of showing video clips.

959
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:06,560
But it happens because of certain music scenarios as well.

960
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:14,140
Hopefully now this will remain intact after the stream.

961
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,040
Jalapeno Bang Bang.

962
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:25,980
Wow.

963
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:27,660
Crazy.

964
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:30,960
Jalapeno Bang Bang reminds me of the good old ladies.

965
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:31,900
Someone said that.

966
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,080
General Gaddafi.

967
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:33,680
Thanks very much.

968
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,960
Love to all the comrades in Shlugaran.

969
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,160
Da.

970
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,040
Thanks for the tip, Cleary.

971
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,460
Can you say welcome back, Cookie?

972
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:41,960
I can.

973
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:44,540
Welcome back, Cookie.

974
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,000
That's just the way things crumble.

975
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,240
Cookie style.

976
00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,260
I gave you an extra added little bit of zip at the end of that one.

977
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,540
Wasn't what you asked me to say.

978
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,160
But I thought I'd throw my own spin on it.

979
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,620
Kevin Beijing.

980
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,420
Thanks very much.

981
00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:58,200
And stir chicken.

982
00:42:58,340 --> 00:42:59,040
It's been a long time.

983
00:42:59,360 --> 00:42:59,780
Stir chicken.

984
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,500
I hope you're well.

985
00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:05,800
You said a lot has changed since I saw you last.

986
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:07,980
Just wanted to know.

987
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,720
I'm happy to see you back.

988
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,100
And if you need to get out of Russia in a hurry, you can hit me up.

989
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,360
No problemo.

990
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:15,580
I actually got out of Russia.

991
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:16,340
Fine.

992
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:23,100
It was just the plane crash afterwards that was a bit of a twist in the tail, which I preferred not to have happened like.

993
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:23,780
But it happened.

994
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:31,360
And life is a constant, constant change cycle.

995
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,100
So when change happens, maybe you've been in a nice, cozy comfort zone and it's a fucking nightmare.

996
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,580
But just remember, you've got to adapt.

997
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
It's adapt or die.

998
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,220
And in that scenario, we swam all the way to Finland and then got a Ryanair flight home.

999
00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,300
It was a lovely bit of business.

1000
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,520
It was an aquatic bit of business.

1001
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,600
Just going back there actually on the bitter business scenario.

1002
00:43:53,600 --> 00:44:02,880
Maybe you could actually, the prefix, whether it's lovely, crazy, aquatic, silly, unreal.

1003
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:07,520
Maybe what we're looking at here is just bitter business.

1004
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,560
Do you get me?

1005
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:17,060
Because what is life if not one big load of business?

1006
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:24,780
It's up to you and me to decide whether or not it's crazy or lovely or stupid or aquatic.

1007
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:30,100
That's one now for the cheese box tonight to think on when you're going to sleep.

1008
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:35,400
Thank you very much.

1009
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:37,680
Evan Kilban.

1010
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,700
Audrey says she loves the hair.

1011
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:40,900
It's very dreamy.

1012
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:41,920
Thanks very much, Audrey.

1013
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,100
Chugga, sluggas.

1014
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:44,520
Thanks very much.

1015
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:46,280
Will you be doing any stargazing?

1016
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,300
I'd like to set that up.

1017
00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,500
You might need a telescope.

1018
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,140
Could head out to, where is it?

1019
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:53,900
Cage of Fields.

1020
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:54,520
Out that way.

1021
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,340
It's meant to be a stargazer's paradise.

1022
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,740
It might be the Cage of Fields.

1023
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:02,760
It might be somewhere closer than that.

1024
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:03,240
I'm not sure.

1025
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:04,560
Owen Murphy, thanks very much.

1026
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,240
Great to see you back, safe and sound.

1027
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,180
It's great to see you.

1028
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,360
Thanks very much for the tip.

1029
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,460
Even though I can't see you.

1030
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,340
I can see your name.

1031
00:45:11,540 --> 00:45:12,420
Take it easy.

1032
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,440
Enjoy the sizzle.

1033
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,540
I will indeed.

1034
00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:15,240
We're getting there.

1035
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,040
We're getting there.

1036
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:17,620
And look at that.

1037
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:19,060
A lovely bit of char.

1038
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:21,520
That's when you know things are beginning to really take shape.

1039
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:24,460
I won't hear a bad word say.

1040
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,540
about the char grill nature of my barbecues.

1041
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,260
A lot of people giving out there the last day.

1042
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,740
Saying they wouldn't eat that shite.

1043
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:35,860
That's people who just don't know what they're talking about.

1044
00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:38,120
Maybe again, maybe bits of jealousy.

1045
00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:39,780
Masqueraded as snobbery.

1046
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,040
That's what I see a lot of going down up the town.

1047
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,420
A lot of that kind of chat going on.

1048
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:51,260
Because isn't it nice to appear as though you are above everything?

1049
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,520
For some people, that's the way they cope.

1050
00:45:54,620 --> 00:46:00,540
With scenarios and situations.

1051
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,860
Now that's not to say that you should go around like Billy Big Bollocks.

1052
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,920
Look at my hair.

1053
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,540
It's so long and cheesy.

1054
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,340
I don't go around saying that.

1055
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:17,560
You're the first people I've ever admitted to the fucking feta cheese on the head.

1056
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,240
So I mean, that just goes to show how modest I am about the hell.

1057
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,660
But, you know, don't fall into the green-eyed goblin.

1058
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,340
The green-eyed gremlin or whatever it is.

1059
00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:29,780
The jealousy.

1060
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:34,900
It takes some mental gymnastics now to be able to masquerade that.

1061
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,920
And dress that up as a bit of snobbery.

1062
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,320
It's not a nice trait to be snobbish either.

1063
00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:43,800
Did you get me?

1064
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:45,660
Squish.

1065
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,480
Thank you very much.

1066
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,680
Tatsuro Ramashita.

1067
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:49,260
Thank you very much.

1068
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:49,800
What a name.

1069
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,340
What an amazing Japanese name.

1070
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,340
I believe that is.

1071
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,620
Bang Bang Tongue Twister.

1072
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:56,060
Thanks very much.

1073
00:46:56,100 --> 00:47:01,100
How much wag would a wagyu beef slug if a slug beef could slug wag?

1074
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:04,640
There's a crazy bit of tongue twister tektronix there.

1075
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,820
But, I mean, I'd say about five is the answer to that.

1076
00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:10,560
Tatsuro, thanks for the tip.

1077
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:14,480
Have you ever eaten in the sizzle zone in IT Sligo?

1078
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:19,860
I never have ever heard of the sizzle zone in IT Sligo.

1079
00:47:20,580 --> 00:47:22,480
And I dare say you might have made that up.

1080
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,860
Can we get any confirmation there from anybody?

1081
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:27,580
There is a place in IT Sligo called the sizzle zone.

1082
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,980
And if it is true, what the hell are they sizzling in there?

1083
00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:32,440
And is it a zone?

1084
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,900
Or is it just like a little dock or a kiosk?

1085
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:35,640
Let me know.

1086
00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:36,780
Squish.

1087
00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:38,280
Thanks for the tip, Far Farda.

1088
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:40,760
Can smell that smoke from Jersey.

1089
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,800
Keep the flame close to your heart, you see.

1090
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:43,480
Always.

1091
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:44,200
I will do.

1092
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,140
And thank you very much.

1093
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:51,260
A long-time supporter of all the crazy bits of business we've been doing here at Far Farda.

1094
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:59,240
Never a dull moment when we get to read one of your pithy little quotes.

1095
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:05,820
Or even just your writing capability is one that astounds us to this day.

1096
00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:07,280
We love it.

1097
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,360
I say we.

1098
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:11,160
I'm speaking on behalf of Francis, the nephew as well.

1099
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,200
He's not here to defend himself on that count.

1100
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,000
I'm sure he would agree with me wholeheartedly.

1101
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:19,960
Trouble or fortune.

1102
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:20,740
Thanks very much.

1103
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,620
Tommy from Tommy in Mexico.

1104
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:24,960
Or Patty in Mexico.

1105
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:26,940
Or Tommy, a Patty in Mexico.

1106
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:29,640
Have a jalapeno or two on me.

1107
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:30,900
Well, you know what?

1108
00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,960
Jalapenos now, they're not that bad.

1109
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,080
Won't you break the back of them?

1110
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:50,120
And as I said, if you're going jalapeno in solo, if it's a naked jalapeno, get that into the gap.

1111
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,840
Chase that down with a dank harlas.

1112
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:58,580
And then bathe.

1113
00:48:59,740 --> 00:49:00,440
Or drench.

1114
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,700
In lovely, lovely Polish lager.

1115
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:08,220
Whoa.

1116
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:09,800
Delicious bit of business.

1117
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:11,960
Declan McNulty, thank you very much.

1118
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:15,000
Marek, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

1119
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:15,840
Thanks very much.

1120
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,760
And Zero Acid Cool.

1121
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,480
It's a lovely bit of chair gazing business going on tonight.

1122
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:21,960
It's late for this.

1123
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:22,780
It is late.

1124
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:28,000
But I wasn't going to risk leaving the Wagyu beef in the fridge another night.

1125
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:34,000
It might go stinky, smelly, rotten, or off.

1126
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:35,900
And the last two are interchangeable.

1127
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:37,840
Bruno, thanks for the tip.

1128
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,880
Hope you're really a crazy bit of business.

1129
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,900
You're cheaper than a life therapist.

1130
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:46,900
And we're talking more sense than Russell Brand and German.

1131
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,920
German Peterson.

1132
00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:49,900
Or Jordan Peterson.

1133
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,280
You see, I actually read you put Jordan in any bracket.

1134
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,980
It's Kermit Peterson put together.

1135
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,740
And I wasn't going to read the Kermit bit.

1136
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,400
Because I didn't want to insult anybody.

1137
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,540
JP, Jordan Kermit Peterson.

1138
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,340
If you're watching the stream, I wasn't wanting to insult you.

1139
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,560
But I read that then as Jermit.

1140
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:16,900
Jermit Peterson.

1141
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,180
Crazy bit of business.

1142
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:20,680
Crazy, absolutely crazy.

1143
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,960
I often wonder maybe Jordan B. Peterson.

1144
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:31,080
Would he be hurt about the numerous Kermit the Frog comparisons that were made about him?

1145
00:50:32,140 --> 00:50:33,360
Day in, day out on the internet.

1146
00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:39,900
And then you just think, maybe not because he probably goes to bed on a big bed made out of money balls.

1147
00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:41,680
From the books.

1148
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,040
He sells a lot of books.

1149
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:44,940
Ryan C.

1150
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:45,660
Thank you very much.

1151
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:48,980
And so Russell Brand, he does a lot of book selling as well, doesn't he?

1152
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,120
Bookie-wookish.

1153
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:52,440
Ryan C.

1154
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,280
Thank you very much.

1155
00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:54,560
Is it true?

1156
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,660
Schlug is a lead supporter.

1157
00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:56,120
I don't know.

1158
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:56,900
I've never asked him.

1159
00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:01,780
But he doesn't mind watching Bielsa's boys.

1160
00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:04,480
Of a Saturday or Sunday or a weekday.

1161
00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,560
Whenever it comes back.

1162
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:08,080
And you really would hope now.

1163
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,960
You really would love to see an absolute thrash thrashing.

1164
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,600
Against the Irish gun boys.

1165
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,400
Come Saturday afternoon.

1166
00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:25,280
Or as they say, on French.

1167
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:27,660
Samaday midi.

1168
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,400
Conormack 96.

1169
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:31,780
Thanks for the tip.

1170
00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:33,200
Kyogofu Horashi.

1171
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,100
Thank you very much.

1172
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:36,580
Another lovely, exquisite Japanese name.

1173
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:41,720
Which only serves to remind me that this Japanese piece of beef needs to be turned at pace.

1174
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,400
We wouldn't want to...

1175
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,980
Fukuhashi the burger up.

1176
00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:53,860
Fukuhashi...

1177
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,760
Otherwise we'd be in for a bit of a meltdown.

1178
00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:57,540
Fukuhashi my style.

1179
00:51:57,860 --> 00:51:58,940
Sorry, that was bad taste.

1180
00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:03,460
But not as bad as the taste of the burger if it ends up getting fucking burnt.

1181
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,360
So...

1182
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,240
Making that pun was a tricky decision.

1183
00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:09,620
I'm backtracking on it now.

1184
00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:10,740
Wish I hadn't said it.

1185
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,480
But at the same time it was apt.

1186
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,120
Do you get me?

1187
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:18,720
Making puns like that's a dangerous bit of business.

1188
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,180
I'll keep going till you hear glass.

1189
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,380
Someone says to try a bit of cheese there with the jalapeno.

1190
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:26,980
Thank you very much for the tip.

1191
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,240
And crispy chicken goja.

1192
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:28,600
And thanks.

1193
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:29,680
Connor Patrick.

1194
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,040
Tobin Beesht.

1195
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:32,640
Decafri.

1196
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,200
Thank you very much.

1197
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,380
Happy birthday to Keeveen.

1198
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:36,980
Hope you're doing well.

1199
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:37,820
From Decafri.

1200
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:38,780
And myself.

1201
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,860
And the rest of the English speaking world.

1202
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:43,380
And...

1203
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:46,800
The Swahili speaking world as well.

1204
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:47,920
Thrown in for good measure.

1205
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:48,380
And...

1206
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,340
Everyone in the gilthap.

1207
00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,380
Klan...

1208
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,160
Is back.

1209
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,380
We're on to the Japanese...

1210
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,200
Stage of the stream here.

1211
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,380
Because...

1212
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:58,380
Klan...

1213
00:52:59,020 --> 00:52:59,380
As a resident...

1214
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,380
Haiku laureate...

1215
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:03,520
Has decided to throw in...

1216
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,100
His two cents into the proceedings.

1217
00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:06,820
And would you believe it?

1218
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:07,760
Could you believe it?

1219
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:10,120
Did you ever dare to dream about it?

1220
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,880
He's come up with...

1221
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:12,380
None other...

1222
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,500
Than a Wagyu beef...

1223
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,640
Themed haiku...

1224
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,640
Which we're gonna deliver to you now at pace.

1225
00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:18,860
Let me take a...

1226
00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:19,720
Before I do this...

1227
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,680
Let me prep my...

1228
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,380
My mouth...

1229
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,380
With a jalapeno...

1230
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:26,600
Bang bang.

1231
00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:29,380
We're double jalapeno...

1232
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:30,660
Fucking hell.

1233
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:31,860
Don't worry.

1234
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:32,960
The fingers have been...

1235
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,420
Wiped down.

1236
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:36,440
I'm...

1237
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,920
I'm double pino in here.

1238
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,320
Double pino.

1239
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,300
One done.

1240
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,080
Slugatishk.

1241
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,660
And it's time for Klan.

1242
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:55,660
Wagyu haiku.

1243
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,660
I heard she has him...

1244
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:01,880
Sleeping in the garage...

1245
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,640
Since Sunday.

1246
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:05,440
Domestic bit of business.

1247
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:15,680
Thanks very much for that, Klan.

1248
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:16,600
Thanks.

1249
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:20,460
Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely...

1250
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:21,600
Pony and pithy...

1251
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,100
Poem shefe.

1252
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:23,040
Thank you very much.

1253
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:23,700
And Joe.

1254
00:54:23,820 --> 00:54:24,540
Thank you very much.

1255
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:28,580
You see, I'm sure you've been asked this before...

1256
00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:30,160
But were you really hospitalized...

1257
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,700
In Fontaine?

1258
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,160
Was I hospitalized?

1259
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:35,160
Was I...

1260
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Me...

1261
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,880
Hospitalized?

1262
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,180
Was I hospitalized?

1263
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,420
In Fontaine?

1264
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:44,680
Where is Fontaine?

1265
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,540
Is that a place?

1266
00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:47,680
Is it French for fountain?

1267
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:51,060
Was I, Tommy Schlug...

1268
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:52,180
Hospitalizationed...

1269
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,760
In Fontaine?

1270
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,340
I'm not sure.

1271
00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:57,760
But Francis' channel is host to a...

1272
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,660
A rake of different videos.

1273
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,420
A couple of them...

1274
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:04,420
Have been done by none other...

1275
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:05,080
Than some...

1276
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,420
Absolutely ludicrous...

1277
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:08,420
Enigma of a man...

1278
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:09,940
Who could...

1279
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,100
Well be known as Fontaine.

1280
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:11,820
We don't know.

1281
00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:13,600
In one of those videos...

1282
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,380
He was...

1283
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,600
Hospitalized...

1284
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,120
At the end.

1285
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,100
We don't really know if he still exists.

1286
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,360
But was I...

1287
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,040
Hospitalized?

1288
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:23,740
I was not sure.

1289
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,700
I only watched the video.

1290
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:27,260
And if I was taken to hospital...

1291
00:55:27,260 --> 00:55:29,880
It might have just been that I was so bowled over...

1292
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:30,480
With...

1293
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,480
Applause...

1294
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,380
And warmth...

1295
00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:35,480
In my heart...

1296
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,320
For the scenario which played out in front of my very eyes.

1297
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,540
Thank you very much for the tip.

1298
00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:40,780
It's hard to answer the questions...

1299
00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:41,680
But I do my best.

1300
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,580
Spurgy Morbils...

1301
00:55:44,580 --> 00:55:45,300
Tetsuo...

1302
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:45,880
Kawasaki...

1303
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,160
Thank you.

1304
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:46,780
Kawasaki...

1305
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:47,380
Thank you very much.

1306
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,180
Jeremy Kyle...

1307
00:55:48,180 --> 00:55:48,840
Jim Shamrock...

1308
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,260
Forgotten Grillster...

1309
00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:50,780
James F.

1310
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:51,580
Thank you very much.

1311
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,360
And...

1312
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,820
None other than Beardsman MEP.

1313
00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:55,140
Lads.

1314
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,680
You're very very kind.

1315
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,600
I just need to make sure I haven't...

1316
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,100
Fucking done the dog on it here.

1317
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:02,000
And burnt the hell out of the burger.

1318
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:03,940
That's looking nice.

1319
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,260
I don't know if you can see on the grill...

1320
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:06,300
On the sizzle cam there.

1321
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,300
Good chunk of this burger here is...

1322
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:10,560
Is done.

1323
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:13,360
Maybe that outside bit needs a little bit more love and attention.

1324
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,300
These skewers...

1325
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:18,300
Are...

1326
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:18,840
Very...

1327
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,840
Touch and go.

1328
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:24,120
We might need to...

1329
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:24,800
Fucking...

1330
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,180
Throw a firelighter into this...

1331
00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:28,780
And flame the night away.

1332
00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:29,760
Could be dangerous.

1333
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,720
Fire lighters could...

1334
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,220
Potentially...

1335
00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:33,220
Potentially...

1336
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,540
Damage the food...

1337
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:36,360
With the smoke and the fucking...

1338
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:36,600
Wait...

1339
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:36,740
Wait...

1340
00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:37,200
I'm not sure.

1341
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,580
Does anybody know...

1342
00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:38,980
There...

1343
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:40,220
Would it be dangerous...

1344
00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:42,100
If I threw a miniature firelighter...

1345
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:43,400
Just into the corner of the...

1346
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,220
The sizzle box...

1347
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:45,940
To get things going.

1348
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:48,260
Can you tell me...

1349
00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:50,740
I'll be very careful...

1350
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:51,740
Fire hazard will be...

1351
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:52,740
Dealt with...

1352
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,980
Very very...

1353
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,600
Swiftly and promptly...

1354
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,640
Should it go up...

1355
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,020
In flames...

1356
00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:01,480
Joseph says don't...

1357
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:01,740
Oh no...

1358
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:02,580
Lee says don't...

1359
00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:03,620
Joseph says do...

1360
00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:05,420
Don't do it...

1361
00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:06,280
It'll ruin it...

1362
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:06,720
Okay...

1363
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:07,120
Okay...

1364
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,480
We'll stay away from that...

1365
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,120
Fuck it...

1366
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,840
If we get the burger on two skewers...

1367
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,560
I'll be happy...

1368
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:20,200
Maybe it's just gonna take...

1369
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,560
A little bit longer than anticipated...

1370
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,400
Because I've...

1371
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,560
I've eat...

1372
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,560
Uncooked chicken before...

1373
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,760
And I...

1374
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,800
It came...

1375
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,760
It came up...

1376
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,800
Swift...

1377
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,800
And it came out...

1378
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,560
Swift...

1379
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,360
In front of a load of people as well...

1380
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,720
I remember that night...

1381
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,240
I'll never forget...

1382
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,980
I'd made a Chinese...

1383
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:41,780
Myself...

1384
00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:43,840
But I didn't know how to cook...

1385
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,800
And I thought that it only took...

1386
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,480
Ten minutes to cook the chicken...

1387
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,580
I was wrong...

1388
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:49,340
Anyways...

1389
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,100
Fast forward...

1390
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:50,840
A few hours later...

1391
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,860
I'm uptown...

1392
00:57:51,860 --> 00:57:53,520
On the sauce...

1393
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,580
We went out for a smoke...

1394
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,940
A few lads standing around...

1395
00:57:57,940 --> 00:57:58,800
And I just...

1396
00:57:58,800 --> 00:57:59,860
Fucking collapsed...

1397
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,480
And started...

1398
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,320
Puking on the ground...

1399
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:01,980
Going...

1400
00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:02,740
Ehhh...

1401
00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:04,920
Ehhh...

1402
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,920
Ehhh...

1403
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:06,640
And...

1404
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,960
I'm a little bit...

1405
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,040
Traumatised by the memory of...

1406
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:11,880
Seeing all the fellas...

1407
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,860
Just looking at me like this...

1408
00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:15,860
Alright Tom...

1409
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:17,860
They didn't...

1410
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:19,620
They didn't know that I...

1411
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:19,980
You know...

1412
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:20,380
They could've...

1413
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:21,860
I could've been dying...

1414
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:24,340
But...

1415
00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:26,120
What sickens me the most...

1416
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,160
Was not the fucking...

1417
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,020
Pukage...

1418
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:28,700
And the memory...

1419
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:29,700
And the embarrassment of that...

1420
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:30,160
But...

1421
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:30,760
The fact that...

1422
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,700
Everyone stood around...

1423
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,760
Just going...

1424
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:33,300
You okay...

1425
00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:34,000
Is he alright...

1426
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,020
They didn't...

1427
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,540
Comfort me...

1428
00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:37,620
But then there was a lot of...

1429
00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:38,940
Projectile...

1430
00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:39,860
Sort of...

1431
00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:40,720
Stuff going on...

1432
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:40,940
So...

1433
00:58:40,940 --> 00:58:43,040
They probably didn't want to get involved...

1434
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:43,620
You know...

1435
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:47,120
Just goes to show you...

1436
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,140
Group dynamics...

1437
00:58:48,140 --> 00:58:49,340
You can't rely on the group...

1438
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:50,380
To really come through...

1439
00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:52,360
Because if someone says...

1440
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:52,800
Someone...

1441
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:53,020
You know...

1442
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:54,120
You see people these days...

1443
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:54,940
Witnessing stuff...

1444
00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,000
And they just start filming it...

1445
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:56,380
On their phone...

1446
00:58:56,380 --> 00:58:57,920
They're not good Samaritans...

1447
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,320
Jackie...

1448
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,060
Thanks for the tip...

1449
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:00,740
Connor Mackey...

1450
00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:01,540
Thank you very much...

1451
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:01,960
Joe...

1452
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,180
Connor Mac96...

1453
00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:04,800
Andy the fork...

1454
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,660
Anaconder...

1455
00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:06,560
Jeezy...

1456
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,300
Back in the easy...

1457
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,320
With the fort tweezy...

1458
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:08,900
Jalapeno...

1459
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,980
Bang bang...

1460
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:10,680
August...

1461
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:11,140
Annie...

1462
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:11,880
Thank you very much...

1463
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,480
French for fountain...

1464
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,500
Johnny Maloney...

1465
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,480
Milosh...

1466
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,680
Thank you very much...

1467
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,280
Milosh says...

1468
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:19,780
Soros...

1469
00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:21,020
Well has run dry...

1470
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:22,960
Will be in search of a new job soon...

1471
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,340
Wish me luck...

1472
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:27,020
I didn't know you were working for George Soros...

1473
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:27,560
Milosh...

1474
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:31,560
I heard he's a good employer anyway...

1475
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:32,820
Tommy...

1476
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:33,620
I'm late to the stream...

1477
00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:34,020
Says Annie...

1478
00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:35,380
If it hasn't already been mentioned...

1479
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:37,540
Santa Maria is the best jalapeno brand...

1480
00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:38,160
By far...

1481
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,400
Because it doesn't have...

1482
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,880
Added firming agent shite...

1483
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:41,660
You see in the others...

1484
00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:42,100
What's this?

1485
00:59:42,740 --> 00:59:43,700
Santa Maria...

1486
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:44,820
Here we go...

1487
00:59:44,820 --> 00:59:47,260
This is it...

1488
00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:49,400
This is us...

1489
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,760
We are here...

1490
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,680
And this is now...

1491
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,300
Now that you say that...

1492
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:59,040
I'm gonna throw a couple of bang bangs...

1493
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,680
Into the gullet...

1494
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:06,580
Could be bad for you...

1495
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:08,200
If you had a whole jar of jalapenos...

1496
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:08,420
Could it?

1497
01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:12,820
Have we any intel on that?

1498
01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:18,820
I was saying...

1499
01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:21,340
The climate change is gonna rule out the barbecue...

1500
01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:21,820
Soon enough...

1501
01:00:23,340 --> 01:00:24,820
You'll have a lot of Greta Thunberg's...

1502
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,040
Clones...

1503
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,320
Walking around...

1504
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,680
Telling you can't do that...

1505
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,060
Can't do this...

1506
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,000
It's gonna be a...

1507
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,040
And I'm gonna...

1508
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,100
If I could hold that in my hand now...

1509
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:35,820
I'd replicate...

1510
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:37,820
Heyssen Blumenthal...

1511
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:40,920
The leader of the NRA...

1512
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,820
Over in the States...

1513
01:00:41,820 --> 01:00:44,820
The National Republican Army...

1514
01:00:45,660 --> 01:00:46,820
In that film by Columbine...

1515
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:47,820
Christopher Columbine...

1516
01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:50,780
Where he lifts up the fucking barbecue...

1517
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:51,720
And he goes...

1518
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,920
From my cold...

1519
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:53,360
Dead...

1520
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:53,820
Clash...

1521
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:56,880
I'd do the same with that gun now...

1522
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:57,820
But...

1523
01:00:57,820 --> 01:01:00,720
It would burn my hands off...

1524
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:01,000
And...

1525
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,820
Then I'd probably end up on some...

1526
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:03,820
Sort of viral...

1527
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:04,820
TikTok video...

1528
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:05,820
Called...

1529
01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:08,820
Stupid man burns hands with barbecue...

1530
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:13,140
As opposed to the TikTok viral videos...

1531
01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:14,860
That are probably already existing...

1532
01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:15,740
Out there of me...

1533
01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:16,760
Just simply entitled...

1534
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,820
Stupid man with barbecue...

1535
01:01:17,820 --> 01:01:18,820
With barbecue...

1536
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,200
Don't say that it doesn't happen...

1537
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,380
Because I've heard that people are clipping these things...

1538
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:24,540
And putting them on TikTok...

1539
01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:24,820
Or Shit Talk...

1540
01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:26,040
Or Kick Cock...

1541
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:26,820
Or whatever the fuck it is...

1542
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,120
Are you not happy that it's already...

1543
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,200
It's on one medium lads...

1544
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:31,820
You don't have to go copying it...

1545
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:32,820
Copy and pasting...

1546
01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:34,040
Where...

1547
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,260
Where'd you find the time?

1548
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,820
And to whose benefit and gain is it?

1549
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,780
That these things get replicated?

1550
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,660
Andy the Fork...

1551
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:42,380
Thank you very much...

1552
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:42,980
Joe...

1553
01:01:42,980 --> 01:01:44,100
When you're doing merch...

1554
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,180
You say...

1555
01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:45,920
I don't know what...

1556
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,820
What the hell merch is...

1557
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:47,700
But thank you very much...

1558
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:48,760
With the tip...

1559
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:49,880
Jackie...

1560
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,560
Nicholas...

1561
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,380
Thank you very much...

1562
01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:52,400
Zero Acid Cool...

1563
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:52,720
Thank you...

1564
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,520
And Vulcan Raven...

1565
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,080
Giant and Shaman...

1566
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,580
None other than Yorty...

1567
01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:56,980
Yortus a Hurtus...

1568
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:58,980
Don't ever hurt us...

1569
01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:02,900
Oh...

1570
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:04,980
This burger is looking nice and tasty...

1571
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:05,980
Lovely...

1572
01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:10,080
Lovely...

1573
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:10,300
Lovely...

1574
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:10,360
Lovely...

1575
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,360
Evening...

1576
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:22,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1577
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:23,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1578
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:23,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1579
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1580
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:25,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1581
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1582
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:27,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1583
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1584
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:29,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1585
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1586
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:31,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1587
01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:32,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1588
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:33,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1589
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1590
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:35,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1591
01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:36,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1592
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:37,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1593
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:38,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1594
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:39,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1595
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:40,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1596
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:41,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1597
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1598
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1599
01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:44,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1600
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1601
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1602
01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:47,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1603
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:48,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1604
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:49,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1605
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1606
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:51,300
I think we might stick the buns on...

1607
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,300
I'll put that back in the pack...

1608
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:55,300
And make a mental note...

1609
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:58,300
Not to take the top brioche bun...

1610
01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:01,300
The next time I attack that...

1611
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:02,300
Pack it...

1612
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,300
At pace...

1613
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:05,300
We don't know what time that will be at...

1614
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:06,300
But it could happen at some stage...

1615
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,300
Over the next 24 hours...

1616
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:12,300
I'm really excited about this Wagyu beef burger...

1617
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:14,300
Even though I know what to expect...

1618
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:18,300
It just did the business the last day so well...

1619
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,300
Words can only describe...

1620
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:22,300
How good it is...

1621
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,300
And unfortunately I don't even have those words for you...

1622
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:25,300
At this moment in time...

1623
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,300
You're gonna have to go out and sample it yourself...

1624
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,300
And tell me...

1625
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:30,300
Whether Tommy's talking...

1626
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:32,300
Absolute claptrap...

1627
01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:35,300
Or not...

1628
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:36,300
I heard stories...

1629
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:38,300
Emanating from Dublin South...

1630
01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:40,300
That people...

1631
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:42,300
Go to their artisanal butchers...

1632
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:44,300
Artisanal butchers...

1633
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:47,300
To get prime time cuts...

1634
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,300
Of Japanese beef tronica...

1635
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:51,300
Wagyu...

1636
01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:53,300
And it costs like 80 to 100 euro...

1637
01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:55,300
A hunk...

1638
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,300
Fuck that...

1639
01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,300
For a game of crackers...

1640
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:01,300
Teflon mush...

1641
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,300
Thanks very much Zelda and Zeddy...

1642
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,300
Thanks for the lovely name Zelda and Zeddy...

1643
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:05,300
Eight week old kittens...

1644
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:07,300
First stream with Uncle Tommy...

1645
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,300
Already got some Tommy coin for when they turn 18...

1646
01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:12,300
Hopefully the cats live until that age...

1647
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:15,300
I had a cat there...

1648
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:16,300
And it lasted until...

1649
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,300
Until it was 14...

1650
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:21,300
It might...

1651
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:23,300
It might get to 18...

1652
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,300
Hopefully they do...

1653
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:26,300
Fingers crossed...

1654
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:29,300
These days cats are probably living their best lives...

1655
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:30,300
Living...

1656
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,300
Curious...

1657
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:33,300
Feline lives...

1658
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:35,300
Just because their diet...

1659
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:37,300
Has got better...

1660
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,300
And cats are...

1661
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:39,300
They're growing up in a...

1662
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,300
In a post...

1663
01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:42,300
Racialized world...

1664
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:43,300
Where they understand everything...

1665
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:44,300
And they're very aware...

1666
01:04:45,300 --> 01:04:46,300
And...

1667
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:47,300
They're very woke...

1668
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,300
And also...

1669
01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:49,300
They know what to do...

1670
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,300
That's why they're living longer...

1671
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:54,300
And more power to them...

1672
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,300
We're living in a pussy world...

1673
01:04:58,300 --> 01:04:59,300
Soon enough...

1674
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:01,300
It's gonna be cats around every corner...

1675
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:02,300
Scratching your eyes out...

1676
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,300
So beware...

1677
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,300
Because these beasts are set to evolve...

1678
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:09,300
And I predict now...

1679
01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:10,300
And you can't quote me on this...

1680
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:11,300
But do believe everything I'm saying...

1681
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:14,300
That cats will be talking...

1682
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:16,300
And driving cars...

1683
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,300
By 2046...

1684
01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:21,300
How do I know this?

1685
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,300
You're saying?

1686
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:33,300
I don't...

1687
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:35,300
It's pure guesswork...

1688
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,300
But it's intelligent...

1689
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:37,300
Mathematical...

1690
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:38,300
Educated guesswork...

1691
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:40,300
Where was I educated?

1692
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:42,300
Didn't go to school...

1693
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:44,300
But I did...

1694
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:46,300
53 years...

1695
01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:48,300
The University of Life...

1696
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:52,300
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it...

1697
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:55,300
Jack thank you very much...

1698
01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:56,300
And Curliss Dave thank you very much...

1699
01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:58,300
And Johnny Taco...

1700
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:00,300
Very very kind...

1701
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:01,300
You say nice buns...

1702
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,300
That's nice...

1703
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:04,300
And Captain Sack...

1704
01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,300
Barbicide Dreams...

1705
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:06,300
Nile Five Drinks...

1706
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,300
Hogan...

1707
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,300
Crazy bit of barbecue...

1708
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:10,300
From Limerick City you say...

1709
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:12,300
Bungus Tropical Hot Sauce...

1710
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:14,300
And none other...

1711
01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:15,300
Than Greta Thunberger...

1712
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:17,300
These things are...

1713
01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:19,300
They're gonna be warm...

1714
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:20,300
They're not gonna be toasted...

1715
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:21,300
And seared...

1716
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:23,300
Let me see...

1717
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:25,300
Let me see...

1718
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,300
Oh no...

1719
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:38,300
Time to get this...

1720
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:43,300
These are the leaves I was telling you about now...

1721
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,300
A nice bit of baby spinach...

1722
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:45,300
Mild and tender...

1723
01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:47,300
Washed and ready to eat...

1724
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,300
One of the five a day...

1725
01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:53,300
Just to give you the...

1726
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,300
The breakdown...

1727
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,300
Of the nutritional value...

1728
01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:58,300
You're getting...

1729
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:00,300
Minus one percent fat...

1730
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:01,300
Less than one...

1731
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,300
Less than one...

1732
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:02,300
Oh sorry...

1733
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,300
Less than one percent fat...

1734
01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:04,300
Less than one percent saturated...

1735
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:05,300
Less than one percent sugar...

1736
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,300
Two percent salt...

1737
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:11,300
Which is controversial...

1738
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,300
Does the salt...

1739
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:15,300
Grow inside the plant as well...

1740
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:16,300
Or is it added afterwards...

1741
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:20,300
I'm not sure...

1742
01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:24,300
Let's move these bad boys...

1743
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:25,300
Across here...

1744
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,300
Give these lads a little bit more room over here...

1745
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:30,300
Nice...

1746
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:40,300
That bun is...

1747
01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,300
Is taking up the sizzle cam there...

1748
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:46,300
But it's enough...

1749
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:47,300
It's grand...

1750
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,300
Jimmy Schlein...

1751
01:07:48,300 --> 01:07:49,300
How are ya?

1752
01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:50,300
I hope you're doing well...

1753
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,300
Thanks for the tip...

1754
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:52,300
Are you heading up to Dublin for the match Saturday?

1755
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,300
Which is what I might do...

1756
01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:56,300
If I...

1757
01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:57,300
If I was...

1758
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:58,300
And I was on the stream beside you...

1759
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,300
I hope you'd be able to regale me with teals...

1760
01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:04,300
And when you were playing...

1761
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:05,300
And you...

1762
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,300
You received an unmerciful wallop...

1763
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:09,300
From some player...

1764
01:08:09,300 --> 01:08:10,300
I can't remember who...

1765
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:12,300
But I...

1766
01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:13,300
It was a great tail...

1767
01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:14,300
And it's gone viral...

1768
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:15,300
And...

1769
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,300
You hit him back with the...

1770
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,300
With the one four...

1771
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:19,300
One goal...

1772
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,300
And four points...

1773
01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:22,300
Beautiful tales...

1774
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:22,300
Chris McCormack...

1775
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:22,300
Thank you very much...

1776
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:23,300
And Luna...

1777
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,300
Could you wish...

1778
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:24,300
Bren and Alfie...

1779
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,300
A happy birthday please...

1780
01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:26,300
Time I can...

1781
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:27,300
A happy birthday...

1782
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:28,300
All the best...

1783
01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:29,300
To none other...

1784
01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:30,300
Than Bren and Alfie...

1785
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:31,300
This is going...

1786
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:32,300
Very...

1787
01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:33,300
Very well...

1788
01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:34,300
At the moment...

1789
01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:35,300
For me...

1790
01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:36,300
It's a slow burner...

1791
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:37,300
It's a slow burner...

1792
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:38,300
It's a slow burner...

1793
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,300
And it doesn't always...

1794
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:40,300
It's a marathon...

1795
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:41,300
Not a sprint...

1796
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:42,300
But I'm so hungry...

1797
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,300
That it's beginning to become...

1798
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,300
Slightly painful...

1799
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,300
For me...

1800
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:46,300
It's a slow burner...

1801
01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:47,300
It's a slow burner...

1802
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:48,300
And it doesn't always...

1803
01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:49,300
It's a marathon...

1804
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,300
Not a sprint...

1805
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:52,300
But I'm so hungry...

1806
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:54,300
That it's beginning to become...

1807
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,300
Slightly painful...

1808
01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:56,300
For me...

1809
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,300
And...

1810
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,300
I think maybe...

1811
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:00,300
Horsing a shitload of...

1812
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:02,300
Jalapeno bang bangs...

1813
01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:03,300
Has only exacerbated...

1814
01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,300
A kind of...

1815
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:06,300
A maelstrom of pain...

1816
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:07,300
The pit of the stomach...

1817
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:11,300
But we must get by...

1818
01:09:11,300 --> 01:09:12,300
You know...

1819
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:14,300
You need to crush that pain...

1820
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:15,300
Into a ball...

1821
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:16,300
And fucking kick it down the road...

1822
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:17,300
Because...

1823
01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:18,300
If you don't...

1824
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,300
It'll kick you...

1825
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,300
There's nothing worse...

1826
01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:22,300
Than being kicked in the stomach...

1827
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:24,300
By a fucking jalapeno...

1828
01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:25,300
Shane Ho...

1829
01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:26,300
Shane Ho...

1830
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:27,300
Thank you very much...

1831
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,300
Would you be that bit...

1832
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,300
Would you be...

1833
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:30,300
Would that be...

1834
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,300
A bit of fancy...

1835
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:32,300
Ballymaloo relish you have...

1836
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:33,300
It is...

1837
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,300
I wouldn't really be going for...

1838
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:36,300
The big name brands usually...

1839
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:37,300
But...

1840
01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:38,300
It was the only...

1841
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,300
Bottle...

1842
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:40,300
Squeezy bottle of relish...

1843
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:41,300
I could find...

1844
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:41,300
At the time...

1845
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:42,300
In the super value...

1846
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:43,300
I shop at...

1847
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,300
And as I said yesterday...

1848
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,300
I would get the mainstay...

1849
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,300
Of my shopping in Lidl...

1850
01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:51,300
But I would go to Super V...

1851
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:51,300
For the...

1852
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:53,300
For the bits and pieces...

1853
01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:53,300
Which...

1854
01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,300
You know...

1855
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:55,300
The icing on the cake...

1856
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,300
The Wagyu beef...

1857
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:58,300
You're talking the relish...

1858
01:09:58,300 --> 01:09:59,300
You know...

1859
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:00,300
These things...

1860
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:01,300
As I said yesterday...

1861
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,300
You can't afford to fuck around...

1862
01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:03,300
You can't afford to fuck around...

1863
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:05,300
These are the real bits and pieces...

1864
01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:07,300
Thanks for the tip though...

1865
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,300
Luna...

1866
01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:09,300
I hope you're doing well...

1867
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,300
And...

1868
01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,300
Chris McCormack...

1869
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,300
Thank you...

1870
01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:14,300
He said...

1871
01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:15,300
The star burger...

1872
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,300
It's certainly shaping up to be a real...

1873
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,300
Real...

1874
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:19,300
Tasty...

1875
01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:20,300
Late night treat...

1876
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:21,300
As we're rolling on...

1877
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:22,300
Pushing in towards...

1878
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,300
Half past 10...

1879
01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:25,300
On this...

1880
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:27,300
Tuesday the 10th of August...

1881
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:30,300
It's a late night...

1882
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:31,300
Bit of beef...

1883
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:33,300
I don't like to eat this late...

1884
01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:35,300
But I could not wait until tomorrow...

1885
01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:38,300
Because...

1886
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:40,300
I just wasn't gonna risk that beef...

1887
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:42,300
Just the way I do business...

1888
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:45,300
And hopefully we're all...

1889
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:47,300
The better off for it...

1890
01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:49,300
This skewer here...

1891
01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:52,300
That's just not cooked at all...

1892
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:54,300
It can't...

1893
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:55,300
I don't think you can see it...

1894
01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,300
But it's not cooked at all...

1895
01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:58,300
Everything else is going to plan...

1896
01:10:58,300 --> 01:10:59,300
I'll give that a little bit longer...

1897
01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:01,300
That thing is cremated...

1898
01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:03,300
This thing...

1899
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,300
Is just about ready to...

1900
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:06,300
To eat...

1901
01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:07,300
The burger...

1902
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,300
The Wagyu beef...

1903
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,300
I think it looks stunning...

1904
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:11,300
I really do...

1905
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,300
I think it looks amazing...

1906
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,300
I might even...

1907
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,300
Cut that in half...

1908
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:19,300
Just to see...

1909
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:20,300
If we're...

1910
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,300
We're okay...

1911
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:24,300
You want to cook it well...

1912
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:25,300
You don't want to end up with a...

1913
01:11:25,300 --> 01:11:26,300
A rank...

1914
01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:28,300
Bit of beef...

1915
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,300
Under cooked...

1916
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:30,300
Under propelled...

1917
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:32,300
Because you'll be going straight down to A&E...

1918
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:33,300
In a few days time...

1919
01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:34,300
Or even in...

1920
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:35,300
A day's time...

1921
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:36,300
It doesn't take that long...

1922
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:37,300
For it to manifest inside the gut...

1923
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:38,300
The gullet...

1924
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:40,300
My name is Chef...

1925
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,300
Thank you very much...

1926
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:43,300
Seafood Dunleavy...

1927
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,300
Nathan McCann...

1928
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,300
Daryl O'Connor...

1929
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:47,300
Fuck...

1930
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,300
Sorry that was just the name of the tip...

1931
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:49,300
Shane...

1932
01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:50,300
Connor Mac...

1933
01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:51,300
Thank you very much...

1934
01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:52,300
You should get to Super Value...

1935
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:53,300
To sponsor your time...

1936
01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:55,300
Doing a great bit of business for them...

1937
01:11:55,300 --> 01:11:56,300
Great stuff...

1938
01:11:57,300 --> 01:12:01,300
And I think it's burger time...

1939
01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:02,300
Lovely...

1940
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,300
Really is...

1941
01:12:03,300 --> 01:12:04,300
A lovely bit of business...

1942
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,300
And a nice bit of beer as well...

1943
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:18,300
The cheese...

1944
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:22,300
Is about to get...

1945
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,300
Unwrapped...

1946
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,300
It's cheese time...

1947
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:45,300
Cheese...

1948
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,300
Cheese...

1949
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:48,300
Cheese...

1950
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:49,300
Tsk...

1951
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,300
Tsk...

1952
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:51,300
Tsk...

1953
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:52,300
That was my...

1954
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:53,300
Cheese...

1955
01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:54,300
Announcement tune there...

1956
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:55,300
Which I've just...

1957
01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,300
Manufactured...

1958
01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:58,300
Right this moment...

1959
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:00,300
To celebrate the arrival...

1960
01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:01,300
Of the cheese...

1961
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,300
It's a lovely bit of cheese...

1962
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,300
M.O.Connor...

1963
01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:10,300
Thank you very much...

1964
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:11,300
Connor Mac...

1965
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:12,300
And Schlugmuckbang...

1966
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,300
Would you ever waggoo and bust Tommy...

1967
01:13:14,300 --> 01:13:17,300
You want me to go...

1968
01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:18,300
You want me to go...

1969
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,300
Make a waggoo...

1970
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,300
Whilst driving a bus...

1971
01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:23,300
That really would be a...

1972
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:24,300
Sizzly...

1973
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,300
Japanese bit of business...

1974
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:27,300
But I could get...

1975
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:29,300
Japanese...

1976
01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:31,300
Bushed...

1977
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:32,300
By the...

1978
01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:33,300
The cops...

1979
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,300
Because you're not allowed to waggoo and drive...

1980
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:35,300
I don't think...

1981
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:36,300
Wag you and drive...

1982
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:37,300
I'm not sure...

1983
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:40,300
When I'm busing...

1984
01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:41,300
Behind the wheel...

1985
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:43,300
You need to have your wits about you...

1986
01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:46,300
You're doing a public service...

1987
01:13:46,300 --> 01:13:47,300
The last thing you want...

1988
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:48,300
Is to plow in...

1989
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,300
To 20 people standing at a bus stop...

1990
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:52,300
Because...

1991
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,300
You were trying to tune in the radio to Midwest...

1992
01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:56,300
Which happened...

1993
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:57,300
That happened...

1994
01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:59,300
The inquest...

1995
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,300
Saw to it...

1996
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,300
That I was fit...

1997
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,300
And ready...

1998
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,300
To hit the road again...

1999
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:06,300
And I cannot wait to get back...

2000
01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:08,300
On the road...

2001
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:10,300
And the driving ban will be over next month...

2002
01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:11,300
Soon enough I'd say...

2003
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:14,300
Which I'm very...

2004
01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:15,300
Very...

2005
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:16,300
Very pleased about...

2006
01:14:17,300 --> 01:14:18,300
Now...

2007
01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:19,300
This meat...

2008
01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:20,300
Is getting dry and crispy...

2009
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,300
But it's not bad...

2010
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:21,300
It's...

2011
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:23,300
I'd rather it be like that than...

2012
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,300
Un...

2013
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:26,300
Uncooked and under-propelled...

2014
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:32,300
These buns are feeling nice and toasty now...

2015
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,300
Toastados...

2016
01:14:36,300 --> 01:14:37,300
Thank you very much...

2017
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,300
Porik...

2018
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:40,300
And Dick...

2019
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,300
Thank you very much for the tip there...

2020
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,300
It's very...

2021
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,300
Very...

2022
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:45,300
Very nice...

2023
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,300
And uh...

2024
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:47,300
Just cannot wait...

2025
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:50,300
You can hear that...

2026
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:51,300
Bit of...

2027
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:52,300
*Sings*

2028
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:53,300
*Sings*

2029
01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:56,300
There's a lot of juices going...

2030
01:14:56,300 --> 01:14:57,300
Lot of juices going...

2031
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:01,300
Lot of juices going...

2032
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:05,300
And I'm getting excited...

2033
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:08,300
So let's get this beef going...

2034
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,300
And talk in...

2035
01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:12,300
And talk in...

2036
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,300
Wow...

2037
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:14,300
Wow...

2038
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,300
Wow...

2039
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:17,300
Now...

2040
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,300
Before I put that down...

2041
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:19,300
Just going to cut into that...

2042
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,300
And make sure what we're dealing with here...

2043
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:20,300
Is a healthy...

2044
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:20,300
Scenario...

2045
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:38,620
Wow. Now, before I put that down, just going to cut into that and make sure what we're

2046
01:15:38,620 --> 01:16:07,500
dealing with here is a healthy scenario. That's lovely. I don't know if you can see that there. There we go. Cheesy bit of business. Thanks for the tip. Call me mommy, thank you, and Moogas, and Champina's birthday. Thank you very much.

2047
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:32,820
Hope you're enjoying the celebrations there. A potty hinchy. A potty hinchy. Thank you very much, Schlug, and oh yeah, I read them already. Thank you. This is it. I think what I'll do is I'll relish the buns. The two of them. The two buns are going to get relished.

2048
01:16:35,820 --> 01:16:52,820
So with a lovely, lovely bit of tomato-esque lubricant. Which is going to really help when ingesting this prime time piece of beef that we've been cooking up now for nigh on one hour.

2049
01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:00,900
A bit of gentle, a bit of gentle, a little.

2050
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:15,080
And we're going to lab the fork in there. Fish out four, five jalapenos. Spice boy. Spice bag.

2051
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:24,660
One here thought he was getting away into the salad dish. He's fucked.

2052
01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:38,800
And I'm going to fucking stick a ball. Fucking fish. Fish full of spinach into this.

2053
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:44,020
All right, Tommy, can you give a big shout-out to my friend, Shauna, who got a lovely Brazilian this evening.

2054
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:47,620
Serious bit of business. Great stuff. It sounds... Sounds like it went well.

2055
01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:50,680
I hope you're getting it well. And clap, thank you very much.

2056
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,680
And cheesy bit of business.

2057
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,740
But you need a good fish full of spinach, hell.

2058
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,980
Smash that into the burger bun.

2059
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:20,420
Wow. I don't want to burn my hands here, but that's what we're dealing with.

2060
01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:25,060
Jalapeno, spinach, melted cheese, and wagyu beef.

2061
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,880
And while we're at it...

2062
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:42,140
Let's get this up here. Let's get this thing going.

2063
01:18:47,420 --> 01:18:51,820
I'm going to turn on the ambient music a little bit higher.

2064
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:55,420
So that we make this an experience.

2065
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,320
An unbelievable visual experience.

2066
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,460
Where the fuck is it? I don't think it's turned on.

2067
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:07,620
Here we go.

2068
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:08,700
Here we go.

2069
01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:11,560
Thanks, everybody.

2070
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,260
Bit of silence now.

2071
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:37,720
Serious?

2072
01:19:37,720 --> 01:20:01,720
Serious premises.

2073
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:05,720
Serious premises.

2074
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:20,720
Serious premises.

2075
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:25,720
Wow.

2076
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:33,720
Wow.

2077
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:50,720
Very hot.

2078
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:52,720
Very hot.

2079
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:55,720
Very, very hot.

2080
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,720
Whew.

2081
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:04,720
Very hot.

2082
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,720
Very hot.

2083
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,720
Very hot.

2084
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,720
Very hot.

2085
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:12,720
Very hot.

2086
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,720
Very hot.

2087
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,720
Wow.

2088
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,720
Wow.

2089
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,720
Wow.

2090
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,720
Schweden.

2091
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,720
Schweden.

2092
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,720
Wow.

2093
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,720
Wow.

2094
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:36,720
Wow.

2095
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,720
Wow.

2096
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:40,720
Wow.

2097
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,720
Wow.

2098
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,720
Wow.

2099
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,720
Wow.

2100
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:48,720
Wow.

2101
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,720
Wow.

2102
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,720
Wow.

2103
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,720
Wow.

2104
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,720
Wow.

2105
01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:26,700
Wow.

2106
01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:28,700
Wow.

2107
01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:30,700
Wow.

2108
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,700
I'm going to tell you.

2109
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:38,700
That was a spicy, spicy little number.

2110
01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:42,700
I think it's time to put these boys to bed.

2111
01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:44,700
Fucking hell.

2112
01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:46,700
I think it's time to put these boys to bed.

2113
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:56,680
That was very, very good.

2114
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,680
That was very, very good.

2115
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,680
It was better than the last day as well.

2116
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,680
Hogan, thank you very much for the tip.

2117
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,680
Steve Job, thank you very much.

2118
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,680
And Clap, thank you very much.

2119
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:08,680
Wow.

2120
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:10,680
It had everything about it.

2121
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,680
It had everything about it.

2122
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:12,680
The Wagyu.

2123
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,680
It's a revelation.

2124
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:18,680
It's not just a piece of meat.

2125
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,680
It's a state of mind.

2126
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:22,680
It's tender.

2127
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,680
It's tender.

2128
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:32,680
It's got a lovely, soft chew to it.

2129
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:48,020
The taste, remarkable. It's essence, essence, sensational. It's a cut above the rest of all the steaks and beefs that I've ever had.

2130
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:59,140
I've gone Angus. You know, I do Angus probably two or three days of the week, the beef is Angus.

2131
01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:16,960
But I'm going to have to re-evaluate my menu. And I think I'm going to start fucking getting out to the Japanese beef at least three days a week.

2132
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:27,000
That might mean I have to cut down on the Angus. Never thought I'd say it. Wow.

2133
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:36,760
Wow. Wow. It blows my mind. It blows my mind.

2134
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:50,180
I just, I'm glad that you witnessed it because I feel that if I told you you wouldn't really understand. But you've seen it. You've seen me eat it.

2135
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:53,280
I'm not lying.

2136
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,180
And it was a hot, hot, hot piece of meat.

2137
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:08,340
The jalapenos as well bursting with that spice.

2138
01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:10,780
Ross Kenrick, thank you very much.

2139
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:13,840
And Gregoshki, Tommy, wipe off the meat sweats with some green leaves.

2140
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:15,480
It's good for your facial hair.

2141
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:30,220
Here we go. The Wagyu beef and jalapeno combo was so hot that I've had to turn to Mother Nature in order to heal my face.

2142
01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:33,820
Which at the moment feels as though it is on fire.

2143
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:36,600
Let's see what we can do here.

2144
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,060
It's a crazy bit of business.

2145
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:50,560
But I'm glad that we were here to experience it together.

2146
01:25:54,460 --> 01:25:55,940
Don't try this at home, folks.

2147
01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:58,900
Don't try this at home.

2148
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:00,860
I'll be back in a minute.

2149
01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:04,560
I just need to get the hot sauce for these fucking skewers.

2150
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:21,040
Come on.

2151
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2152
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:22,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2153
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2154
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2155
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:25,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2156
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:26,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2157
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:27,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2158
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:28,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2159
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:29,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2160
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2161
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2162
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:32,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2163
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2164
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2165
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2166
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:36,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2167
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:37,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2168
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2169
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2170
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:40,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2171
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:41,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2172
01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:42,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2173
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:43,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2174
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2175
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2176
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2177
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:47,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2178
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2179
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:49,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2180
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:50,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2181
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2182
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2183
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2184
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2185
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:55,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2186
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2187
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2188
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:58,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2189
01:26:58,040 --> 01:26:59,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2190
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,040
I just need to get the hot sauce.

2191
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:03,040
Now you're going what's the story?

2192
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:04,040
Tommy.

2193
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:07,040
Are you mad?

2194
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:17,040
You've just after fucking burned your mouth off to the point and your face off to the point where you had to bathe your cheeks in spinach.

2195
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:27,040
Well I have to tell you that the advice I got there regarding the spinach from Gorgoski.

2196
01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:30,040
Second to none.

2197
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:38,040
What I felt when I had that spinach on my face was a complete 180 degree U-turn back to the land of living.

2198
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:44,040
I feel like I could eat another 500 spicy jalapenos.

2199
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,040
I'm not going to touch them.

2200
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,040
They're in the jar.

2201
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:48,040
They're in the bank for another day.

2202
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:56,040
But I keep this bad boy beside the radiator because if I put it in the fridge I'd be afraid there would get the gas.

2203
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:59,040
less hot than it is.

2204
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,040
It's the hot sauce.

2205
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:05,040
And we reload it for another Polish boy.

2206
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:10,040
Let's get chickening.

2207
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:25,040
Now, these guys are still on the mend.

2208
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:28,040
They're looking tasty now.

2209
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:30,040
They're looking very tasty.

2210
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:39,040
This guy, he is well, well, well cooked and done.

2211
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,040
Too much.

2212
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,040
Too much on the side though.

2213
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:45,040
I want to say a big thanks there to everybody who tipped in.

2214
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:47,040
When I was glad I came back there was a few tippings.

2215
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:49,040
Hogan, thank you very much.

2216
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:50,040
I will.

2217
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:51,040
I'll play that at the end.

2218
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:52,040
Thank you very much, Hogan.

2219
01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:53,040
I'll play that at the end.

2220
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:54,040
I'll play that at the end.

2221
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:55,040
I'll play that at the end.

2222
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:56,040
I'll play that at the end.

2223
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,040
I'll play that at the end.

2224
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,040
David and John, I hope you're well lads.

2225
01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:00,040
Mert Kelleher, thank you very much.

2226
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:04,040
Says, "This is like watching Blade Runner meets Man vs Food."

2227
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:05,040
Fair play, Tommy.

2228
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:06,040
Thanks, Mert.

2229
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,040
Bring back Brookside.

2230
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:11,040
Thanks for the tip there and a great cause.

2231
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:13,040
Maybe set up a GoFundMe or what is it?

2232
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:16,040
A campaign page or a chat.

2233
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:19,040
What's those pages that you set up when you petition?

2234
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:23,040
Change.org to bring back Brookside.

2235
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:26,040
Jerry from Ennis, thank you very much.

2236
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,040
Owen Murphy, thank you very much.

2237
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:34,040
And Emma O'Connell, the Barnesfella, thank you.

2238
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:36,040
Ciaran Cummins, thank you very much.

2239
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:39,040
Would love to see yourself enjoying a Lamsa Larga.

2240
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:42,040
Says Bonsfella, is that Polish, is it?

2241
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:44,040
Because I can do that the next day.

2242
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:47,040
Ghost of Dale, thank you very much.

2243
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,040
And Schlego Championship Wrestling, thanks very much.

2244
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:52,040
Ciaran Cummins says, "Gave you Tic Tacs and Galway to remember."

2245
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:54,040
Fuck, I cannot remember that.

2246
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,040
What flavor?

2247
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,040
Oh yeah, I do.

2248
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:58,040
Was that yourself, Ciaran?

2249
01:29:58,040 --> 01:29:59,040
Thank you very much for that.

2250
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:02,040
Tell you something, Ciaran.

2251
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:09,040
And anybody who is watching that stream, there might have to be a retrospective.

2252
01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:10,040
Look back at that.

2253
01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:12,040
To evaluate everything.

2254
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:16,040
And to see, because when you're living in the moment, it's the fog of war.

2255
01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:18,040
You don't really know what's going on.

2256
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:20,040
But you know it's spicy.

2257
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,040
Much like the jalapenos.

2258
01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:24,040
That day in Galway was a real jalapeno of a day.

2259
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,040
And it was a jalapeno bang bang.

2260
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:30,040
The fellow with the Tic Tacs, it was like something out of a fucking...

2261
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:32,040
I don't know, like a...

2262
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:35,040
Kind of a scary, creepy movie.

2263
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:40,040
Not saying you're creepy or scary or anything, but...

2264
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:42,040
I'd take a Tic Tac off you.

2265
01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:44,040
I'd say thanks and good luck.

2266
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:46,040
And then 20 minutes you'd just...

2267
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,260
Do you have any Tic Tacs, man?

2268
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,940
Like you'd just come out of nowhere with the Tic Tacs.

2269
01:30:52,060 --> 01:30:56,080
It was like something out of one of those creepy scary movies.

2270
01:30:57,080 --> 01:31:00,320
But it was really strategically well done and placed.

2271
01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:04,140
And that definitely added to a big ball of confusion on the day.

2272
01:31:04,700 --> 01:31:05,700
Thank you very much for that.

2273
01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:10,560
Let's douse this in hot sauce and see how we get on.

2274
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:15,860
Hopefully I don't have to go back to the spinach again.

2275
01:31:15,860 --> 01:31:17,540
But it's looking like it could get that way.

2276
01:31:20,720 --> 01:31:21,200
Wow.

2277
01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:25,120
This is a mean little twister.

2278
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,220
Oh yeah.

2279
01:31:40,980 --> 01:31:42,860
It was spicy. It was spicy to begin with.

2280
01:31:44,380 --> 01:31:46,060
So that had peri-peri on it.

2281
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:50,720
Then you put that stuff.

2282
01:31:51,060 --> 01:31:51,580
The temperature.

2283
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,520
The mercury is beginning to rise again.

2284
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:00,720
Mmm.

2285
01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:06,240
And it's some well cooked chicken.

2286
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:07,180
Look at the weight of that.

2287
01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:10,000
Flambeck. Thank you very much.

2288
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:22,220
Tim Reedy. Thank you very much.

2289
01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:26,240
This is a spice boy.

2290
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:32,380
I hope you're having a great night.

2291
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:34,640
A great Tuesday evening.

2292
01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:40,320
As I said the weather is forecast rain.

2293
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:46,420
It's forecast rain now for the next while.

2294
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:52,020
But sure we said that Sunday and it was pissing down Monday.

2295
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:54,180
Which is why I had to leave this till today.

2296
01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:56,060
I was going to finish off the Wagyu yesterday.

2297
01:32:56,740 --> 01:32:57,740
Then push came to shove.

2298
01:32:57,740 --> 01:33:01,420
I wasn't really feeling like Mambo number five.

2299
01:33:01,540 --> 01:33:02,380
Wagyu number five.

2300
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:04,320
I thought I'm not leaving it till tomorrow.

2301
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,460
Now I'm glad I took it on.

2302
01:33:07,620 --> 01:33:08,880
Just goes to show you as well.

2303
01:33:08,940 --> 01:33:10,180
You might not be in the mood for it.

2304
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:12,900
But the mood waits for no man.

2305
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,680
And when you start to make things.

2306
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:17,780
You start to take control.

2307
01:33:17,860 --> 01:33:20,100
If you take control of your responsibilities.

2308
01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:23,900
You'll soon see.

2309
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:26,520
You'll soon see the dividends then that you've reaped.

2310
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,280
You've been sowing your seed across that field for a long time.

2311
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:33,780
It's only a matter of time before those seeds begin to burst and sprout.

2312
01:33:41,780 --> 01:33:42,180
Wow.

2313
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:45,320
Tim Reedy.

2314
01:33:45,420 --> 01:33:46,140
Thank you very much.

2315
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:48,300
I uploaded Farewell Mayo to Spotify.

2316
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:49,860
Beautiful.

2317
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:51,580
We'll stick that on.

2318
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,420
I'll send the link on my email.

2319
01:33:56,540 --> 01:33:57,280
And you can find it.

2320
01:33:57,520 --> 01:33:57,920
Spotify.

2321
01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:59,300
If Streamlads Blocks.

2322
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:00,820
I can get the link there.

2323
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,640
But hopefully you should be able to search.

2324
01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:04,980
In Spotify and find it.

2325
01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:06,380
That's the only way I'll get it.

2326
01:34:07,020 --> 01:34:10,400
Unfortunately I don't have the Spotify rigged up to the mainframe at the moment.

2327
01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:13,420
That was the one thing I don't have.

2328
01:34:13,620 --> 01:34:13,840
Ready.

2329
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:16,740
Pardon me.

2330
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:20,180
I've got the ambient soundscapes on.

2331
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,280
But I'll try and get that.

2332
01:34:22,340 --> 01:34:23,320
Russell Dush that up.

2333
01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:23,880
And there's another.

2334
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:26,540
Someone was asking for Glyn Campbell.

2335
01:34:27,700 --> 01:34:28,680
I said I would as well.

2336
01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:29,860
So it's a clash of the tunes.

2337
01:34:30,060 --> 01:34:30,280
Jamie.

2338
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:31,140
Thank you very much.

2339
01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:33,460
Tommy, could you wish my mate Ryan a happy birthday

2340
01:34:33,460 --> 01:34:34,540
turning the big 18?

2341
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,120
And could use your wisdom.

2342
01:34:38,500 --> 01:34:40,660
Ryan, take it easy.

2343
01:34:41,140 --> 01:34:42,820
Take it handy and enjoy it.

2344
01:34:43,780 --> 01:34:45,280
Still young, go out there

2345
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:48,040
and fucking grab the world

2346
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:49,940
and spin it around

2347
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:54,820
like it's a fucking baseball on your finger.

2348
01:34:55,460 --> 01:34:56,000
Or basketball.

2349
01:34:57,140 --> 01:34:58,900
Spin it around and go,

2350
01:34:58,900 --> 01:34:59,860
Ha ha ha ha.

2351
01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:03,260
Ha ha ha ha.

2352
01:35:06,220 --> 01:35:07,100
I'm the best.

2353
01:35:08,220 --> 01:35:09,240
Literally do that.

2354
01:35:10,540 --> 01:35:11,500
Literally do that.

2355
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:13,060
Go down to a shop tomorrow

2356
01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:15,060
and get yourself a basketball and do that.

2357
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:17,360
If you want,

2358
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:19,600
you know, you can

2359
01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:22,320
video yourself doing that

2360
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:23,280
and put it on the internet.

2361
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:25,020
People might give it a like and a share.

2362
01:35:26,020 --> 01:35:27,320
Dan, thank you very much.

2363
01:35:27,520 --> 01:35:28,820
Gayburn, thank you very much.

2364
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:30,680
Horny Hames, thank you very much.

2365
01:35:30,820 --> 01:35:32,100
And Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

2366
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:33,740
Very, very kind.

2367
01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:35,060
Unreal Wagyu Beef.

2368
01:35:35,260 --> 01:35:35,940
Love you, baby.

2369
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:37,060
Thank you very much for that.

2370
01:35:37,180 --> 01:35:37,860
And Mark Cullen.

2371
01:35:38,980 --> 01:35:39,960
Any top tips

2372
01:35:39,960 --> 01:35:42,360
for vegetarian barbecues?

2373
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:43,360
For Ruby Mac?

2374
01:35:44,660 --> 01:35:46,820
Top tips for vegetarian barbecues.

2375
01:35:46,820 --> 01:35:47,880
I wouldn't know where to start.

2376
01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:50,760
Although there's a section down in Super Value at the corner aisle.

2377
01:35:51,620 --> 01:35:52,840
Down near the fruit and veg.

2378
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:55,460
Apparently they're selling fake black pudding.

2379
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:56,800
Fake white pudding.

2380
01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:57,880
Fake sausage.

2381
01:35:58,080 --> 01:35:58,620
Fake rasher.

2382
01:35:58,720 --> 01:35:59,320
The whole thing.

2383
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:00,160
Fake, fake, fake.

2384
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,380
Plant-based food.

2385
01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:03,100
It's the new economy.

2386
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:04,560
It's coming at peace.

2387
01:36:05,480 --> 01:36:06,320
I tell you, it's coming.

2388
01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:07,880
Like I said,

2389
01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:10,900
the Charlton Heshton Blumenthal video of him

2390
01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:12,160
with the cold dead hands.

2391
01:36:13,340 --> 01:36:14,760
Imagine me up on a podium

2392
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:17,660
with a big fucking

2393
01:36:17,660 --> 01:36:19,900
sausage of clan of guilty.

2394
01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:24,600
from my cold dead hands.

2395
01:36:26,340 --> 01:36:27,280
That's what I do.

2396
01:36:28,480 --> 01:36:30,840
You'd have to prize that fucking sausage meat

2397
01:36:30,840 --> 01:36:31,880
from my cold dead hands.

2398
01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:35,360
It's basically the top and bottom

2399
01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:36,640
of what I'm trying to say there.

2400
01:36:37,780 --> 01:36:39,140
Thank you very much, Chris Summers.

2401
01:36:39,220 --> 01:36:40,820
Any chance of a cold chan collab?

2402
01:36:41,940 --> 01:36:43,260
I'm not sure about that.

2403
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:45,060
I don't know about fashion or anything like that.

2404
01:36:45,180 --> 01:36:45,900
This is my cap.

2405
01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:48,500
It's become something of a bit of an iconic

2406
01:36:48,500 --> 01:36:51,720
visual thing for certain people.

2407
01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:57,160
But they were a great company.

2408
01:36:58,480 --> 01:36:58,960
Still are.

2409
01:36:59,080 --> 01:36:59,780
Changed their name.

2410
01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:00,820
I believe.

2411
01:37:02,940 --> 01:37:04,900
It's the only baseball cap I own.

2412
01:37:06,460 --> 01:37:08,040
I bought one in Galway.

2413
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:09,320
I bought a hat in Galway.

2414
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,480
Then two other people gave me

2415
01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:12,540
brand new hats.

2416
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:14,380
On a whim.

2417
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:18,340
And I think one day

2418
01:37:18,340 --> 01:37:19,640
I'll have to return those hats.

2419
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:21,060
So watch this space.

2420
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:21,800
If you're out there,

2421
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:22,420
if you're watching

2422
01:37:22,420 --> 01:37:25,740
kind mystery hat benefactors

2423
01:37:25,740 --> 01:37:26,580
and sympathizers,

2424
01:37:26,980 --> 01:37:29,200
I'd be back in Galway at some stage

2425
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,660
to relinquish control of those hats

2426
01:37:31,660 --> 01:37:33,020
back to their original owners.

2427
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:38,140
Now, see the better chick.

2428
01:37:39,580 --> 01:37:40,600
Let's douse this.

2429
01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:44,580
Wow.

2430
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:44,580
Wow.

2431
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:59,580
That's great chicken.

2432
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:01,180
Spicy better business.

2433
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:01,900
Thank you very much.

2434
01:38:01,940 --> 01:38:02,980
Seven sizzling sausages.

2435
01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:03,660
Skull bash.

2436
01:38:04,340 --> 01:38:04,680
M.O.

2437
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:05,040
Connell.

2438
01:38:05,240 --> 01:38:06,040
Thank you very much.

2439
01:38:07,360 --> 01:38:07,740
Wow.

2440
01:38:07,740 --> 01:38:15,160
Unbelievable.

2441
01:38:15,160 --> 01:38:15,200
Unbelievable.

2442
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:34,120
You know what?

2443
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,040
That was the nicest

2444
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:42,540
piece of chicken

2445
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:45,240
I've ever had.

2446
01:38:57,240 --> 01:39:00,920
Wow.

2447
01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:02,320
Wow.

2448
01:39:05,620 --> 01:39:06,500
Sammy Thlug.

2449
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:07,320
Thank you very much.

2450
01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:10,040
Wow.

2451
01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:12,060
It's getting hot.

2452
01:39:12,500 --> 01:39:13,880
I'm going to have to go full spinach.

2453
01:39:14,420 --> 01:39:17,200
Soon enough.

2454
01:39:19,780 --> 01:39:20,100
Whew.

2455
01:39:22,380 --> 01:39:24,220
I'm not sure about these last two now.

2456
01:39:24,740 --> 01:39:25,320
Let me see.

2457
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:31,220
Come on.

2458
01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:32,080
Oh yeah.

2459
01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:32,620
That's nice.

2460
01:39:32,980 --> 01:39:33,580
Look at that.

2461
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:45,040
Look at that on the sizzle cam.

2462
01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:48,380
And what's nice about this

2463
01:39:48,380 --> 01:39:50,280
is we can douse the interior

2464
01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:51,040
of the chicken

2465
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:52,300
instead of the exterior.

2466
01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:54,640
Fucking drown it.

2467
01:39:56,740 --> 01:39:57,980
Absolutely drown it.

2468
01:39:57,980 --> 01:39:58,560
Wow.

2469
01:40:14,180 --> 01:40:14,580
Wow.

2470
01:40:18,260 --> 01:40:18,620
Oh.

2471
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:21,280
Mac 10 bin.

2472
01:40:21,380 --> 01:40:22,100
Thank you very much.

2473
01:40:23,620 --> 01:40:24,900
Just cooked up two Anguses

2474
01:40:24,900 --> 01:40:25,660
in solidarity

2475
01:40:25,660 --> 01:40:26,520
watching this three.

2476
01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:28,000
Not the Waggues

2477
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:29,200
but hope that's okay.

2478
01:40:29,380 --> 01:40:29,740
It's grand.

2479
01:40:31,280 --> 01:40:31,640
Spicy.

2480
01:40:32,900 --> 01:40:33,760
Andy McFarlane.

2481
01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:34,060
Thank you.

2482
01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:34,500
Blue Sky.

2483
01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:35,580
Thank you very much.

2484
01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:37,340
Whew.

2485
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:39,600
Harry Kane, the DJ.

2486
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:40,400
Thank you very much.

2487
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:43,040
We're going full spice here.

2488
01:40:45,380 --> 01:40:46,300
More spice, please.

2489
01:40:52,020 --> 01:40:53,780
The way the chicken fell off the steak

2490
01:40:53,780 --> 01:40:54,300
was nice.

2491
01:40:56,260 --> 01:41:08,920
Mullingar boys are after you.

2492
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:09,480
I'm...

2493
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:13,380
The sweats are on.

2494
01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:25,960
I'm not sure.

2495
01:41:25,960 --> 01:41:26,780
I hope this is done.

2496
01:41:26,860 --> 01:41:27,440
I think it is.

2497
01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:28,600
It's charred at the end.

2498
01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:29,320
It looks white.

2499
01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:30,880
Let's cut it open and see.

2500
01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:38,040
That's a lovely piece of chicken.

2501
01:41:40,260 --> 01:41:40,580
Yeah.

2502
01:41:40,580 --> 01:41:40,600
Yeah.

2503
01:41:40,940 --> 01:41:42,280
You can break that up

2504
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:43,360
and it's dry.

2505
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:44,480
It's white and dry.

2506
01:41:55,480 --> 01:41:55,880
Sorry.

2507
01:41:56,020 --> 01:41:58,180
Apologies if anybody could hear that burp there.

2508
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:00,320
I tried to stealth it out.

2509
01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:02,980
Yeah.

2510
01:42:03,020 --> 01:42:03,560
I'm just checking.

2511
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:04,180
I'm just checking.

2512
01:42:04,280 --> 01:42:04,720
Making sure.

2513
01:42:04,820 --> 01:42:04,900
Yeah.

2514
01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:05,400
That's fine.

2515
01:42:07,360 --> 01:42:07,880
That's fine.

2516
01:42:07,940 --> 01:42:08,900
Let's fucking bury this.

2517
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:10,080
Let's bury this.

2518
01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:24,480
Thanks very much for watching.

2519
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:26,140
It's been a beautiful, beautiful evening.

2520
01:42:26,740 --> 01:42:33,240
and some lovely Nouvelle cuisine, which I hope you've really been happy with.

2521
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:34,200
Let me see.

2522
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:35,900
Let me have a look here.

2523
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:37,140
Thank you very much, Kamey.

2524
01:42:38,740 --> 01:42:41,780
Stan, Steadside, Steff and Comrade Cactus.

2525
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:47,420
He says, how are you telling me?

2526
01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:49,360
What a beautiful bit of business with the grill.

2527
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:51,500
I've got to tell you.

2528
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:55,580
It's just been an absolutely sumptuous Tuesday evening.

2529
01:42:57,180 --> 01:43:00,260
I'm just so happy it came.

2530
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:02,960
It all came out grand.

2531
01:43:03,100 --> 01:43:08,880
You know, in the end, it started slowly, but it's gone the whole hog.

2532
01:43:11,460 --> 01:43:16,080
Bit of spinach with this chicken, which has been drowned in the hot sauce.

2533
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:18,200
Writhing in the hot sauce.

2534
01:43:18,200 --> 01:43:33,140
Wow.

2535
01:43:33,140 --> 01:43:51,400
Unbelievable.

2536
01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:57,280
What a stream.

2537
01:43:58,780 --> 01:43:59,660
What a burger.

2538
01:44:00,300 --> 01:44:01,240
What a bit of chicken.

2539
01:44:02,180 --> 01:44:02,780
What a stream.

2540
01:44:02,860 --> 01:44:04,720
I'm very happy with the way the stream has turned out.

2541
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:11,000
And I feel sorry for everybody who's watching who didn't get to taste it.

2542
01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:14,060
But I'm suffering at the moment.

2543
01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:16,280
My face is getting very sweaty.

2544
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:19,940
I can see there in the video, there's a sheen off the cheek.

2545
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:23,360
Thank you very much, Comrade Cactus.

2546
01:44:23,920 --> 01:44:26,760
9to4, Steff and Paul, who says,

2547
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,980
Halloumi Cheeseburger for the Vegetarian Barbecue.

2548
01:44:29,580 --> 01:44:31,060
Look, we might make that happen.

2549
01:44:31,260 --> 01:44:36,140
We might have to accommodate some of the vegetarian veganistas that are tuned in tonight.

2550
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:40,780
Fucking hell.

2551
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:41,120
Oh.

2552
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:46,360
Holy smokes.

2553
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:47,400
All right.

2554
01:44:48,540 --> 01:44:49,040
*Gunshot*

2555
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:51,040
*Gunshot*

2556
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:53,040
*Sigh*

2557
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:03,040
Jesus Christ

2558
01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:11,040
Okay man

2559
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:17,840
Wow.

2560
01:45:17,840 --> 01:45:43,960
I am a lineman for the county, and I drive the main road, searching in the sun for another home alone. I hear you singing in the wire.

2561
01:45:45,960 --> 01:46:02,200
I can hear you through the whine, and the Wichita lineman is still on the line.

2562
01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:09,080
Oh.

2563
01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:19,080
I know I need a small vacation, but it don't look like rain.

2564
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:21,080
Oh.

2565
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:23,080
Oh.

2566
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:25,080
Oh.

2567
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:25,080
Oh.

2568
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:27,080
Oh.

2569
01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:29,080
Oh.

2570
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:32,920
And I need you more than want you.

2571
01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:39,260
And I want you for all time.

2572
01:46:41,180 --> 01:46:43,840
And the witcher's all mine.

2573
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:48,240
I want to say, goodnight and God bless everyone.

2574
01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:50,720
And thank you very much for tuning in.

2575
01:46:51,920 --> 01:46:54,280
It's been a very sweaty, hot night.

2576
01:46:55,580 --> 01:46:56,920
Thanks, giddyup, will ya?

2577
01:46:57,240 --> 01:46:58,560
Out his anal butcher.

2578
01:46:58,680 --> 01:46:59,720
Thanks for the tip of Paul.

2579
01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:07,000
Tim Reedy, I'm sorry I couldn't get Eamon Friel's farewell mail on to you,

2580
01:47:07,060 --> 01:47:08,180
but I'll get him the next time.

2581
01:47:09,100 --> 01:47:10,280
Bit of shopping there, lads.

2582
01:47:10,340 --> 01:47:11,100
Thank you very much.

2583
01:47:14,280 --> 01:47:15,820
Oh, fuck.

2584
01:47:28,280 --> 01:47:37,720
And the Wichita lineman is still on the line.

2585
01:47:37,720 --> 01:48:07,700
guitar solo

2586
01:48:07,700 --> 01:48:37,680
guitar solo
